__________________________________________________________________________ Aliens __________________________________________________________________________ * Abductions __________________________________________________________________________ * . . * . ( To Antares with the ) * ' * ( "mission", Base. Those ) ( Earth Beings abducted ) * . ' ( Zompflitz, and tried to ) ( have SEX with him!!! ) ' . / . * .-'~~~~'-. / . .-~´\__/ \__/`~-. . .-~ (oo) (oo) ~-. (_____//~~\\//~~\\______) _.-~` `~-._ /O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O\ * \___________________________________/. JRO \x x x x x x x/ `. . * \x_x_x_x_x_x/. ' . ___ . `. `. .'| \'. `. . `. | \ / | ' . * '.___.' __________________________________________________________________________ * Experiments __________________________________________________________________________ _.-"-._ (_______) | __|_(__) ( Look, fellers, I don't ) /\ \oo/ ( care if you are from ) / |____\/ ( Mexico. That's my cow, ) || || ( an' you rustlers better ) ^^ ^^ ( better put her down! ) ___ / __ ___ /___\ / / | | | __ ___/_____\___ __ | | | | || (|||||||) | | / \ | | || __\_____/__ | | / \_________| |_||____/...........\__| |__ |..|.......|..| '\__/' '\__/' |..|.......|..| (oo) (oo) |..|.......|../ JRO //~~\\ //~~\\ |..|.......|./ . ' \\__/\\ \\__// |..UUUUUUUUU_) [|||| ""'/||\' /_\|\_/ \_/| / . |||| |||| \\\| | |/ (_)(_) (_)(_) | | | . . ' . . ` . | | | ' | | | . . . ' ` . . |___|___| . ' ` . (___) (___) . __________________________________________________________________________ * First Contact __________________________________________________________________________ . __ ' . ' . * _-~ ~-_ . ' . . . /___ ___\ ' . . / (O) (o) \ * ___ * . __,-~-~-,/ -..- \ .-~~-. __..-~~ ~~-.._ .-~ `V~V~V'`\ -v----v- \/ /.-~ //.. \ \. `~-._ //. \.' `\..___..---/ /'' . ' . .. ''/ \\..' \' V~V~V' // / ' . ' / \ . ' \\\ \ \ . ' / . / ' . / <> \ '. . ' . / ../ ' ( My god, Harvey!) // ' ../ <> / .'\ \' ''.\ \ /. //. \ ( You don't think ) ________________ ( it can read, ) //' / __ _ _____ \ ..' \ \ './ \'\ ( do you? ) | |__ /_\ | | .. \ \\ //' . | |__ / \ | | '. \.. ___...---..._____..--~~\\..____..-\________________/..__ \\ || . . . . . ` ______________||_________. . |_____________________| ' . ~ | | | | | | . . . .. |____|____|_____|==|__| |____|____|_____|__|__| jro __________________________________ ' . / / . ~ / / _______________________________________________________________________ /\ ) * * // \_ * /\ || \ _ * /\/ \ * |` ~ \/ \ // ` \ || ~ \ `\ * // . \ /// . \ \ ~\ ________/// ^ . \__________//// \ \ \__________ __ . . . ~ ~ . . //\\ . __ . ~ ___________________.-^-.___(\/)____________/__\___________ . _<(=O=)> /-/ ~ /- '-.-'-\/-/ "Okay, Tom. It could be an ~ . /-/|- - -|\_/ intelligent creature. But \-\|- - -| I KNOW I am, and I'm about __ (/\)- - -\ to get the hell out of here, //\\ /-/ |-|\-\ and PROVE it!" \-\ /-/ \-\ (| _ / _ ___ _ ;;_\;;; /_;; \\(_) (_) / \ _________| \___________________\( )\_/( )\______/ \(-______ jro |=|\)\|=|/ ______|__/ . ~ ____ . ||| ||| /__|_______] . //||\\ [|] [|] (o) (o) . . . ~ . """ """ _______________________________________________________________________ /\ ) * * // \_ * /\ || \ _ * /\/ \ * |` ~ \/ \ // ` \ || ~ \ `\ * // . \ /// . \ \ ~\ ________/// ^ . \__________//// \ \ \__________ __ . . ~ ~ . . //\\ /^\ . __ . ~ ____________________ -)\/USA\| ______/__\___________ . ' ~ /^\ /[]_[]\ /^\ . ' ____________________ | |_/ |o| \_| | _____________________ ~ . | |____|_|____| | __ |_| |_______| |_| . //\\ __ /_\ /_\ //\\ . ((')) ' ' ((())' ((.()))' ' ((=))))' ___ _ '" "'"" " '" "" / \ _________| \_______________ \__/ _ \__/ __ ___/ \________ jro (__) (__) |/)| . ~ ____ . // \\ // \\//_| . . //||\\ \\__// \\__/\/ . . . ~ //\\ //\\ ' |||| |||| . ' (_)(_) (_)(_) ' . "Control yourself, Brxrix. Let them finish landing, THEN we'll serve them with this suit for landing that old Pathfinder Probe in the middle of your prize-winning rock garden." __________________________________________________________________________ * Free Ride __________________________________________________________________________ Slow ride! \ Yes, but ` free. __ '\__/' '\__/' / _____/__O (oo) (oo) // //~~\\ //~~\\ // //\ /\\ //\ /\\ // _.======""/^/\^\""=""/^/\^\""=======._// | NASA \ \/ / \ \/ / | | USA (_)(_) (_)(_) sojourner | |__.-"""-._______.-"""-.______.-"""-.__| / o o \ / o o \ / o o \ ___ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) _/ \__ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) / \_ \ o o / \ o o / \ o o / / \ ______`-...-'_______`-...-'______`-...-'____/__jro________\ ~ . """"" . ' """"""" . """"""" . '~ ~ -- ., ' ~~ ---- .. ' . , ~ ~ . ' ~ ~ ` . .. ' .. .. - ` . . ' ~~ ~ . . " ' . , ' . ~~~ . , ' NASA admits it is not likely that sojourner will locate any life on Mars, but are still hopeful. ------------------------------------------------------------ __ _____/__O // // // _.==================================._// | NASA | | USA sojourner | |________________.-"""-.______.-"""-.__| /\\ //\ / o o \ / o o \ ___ ( \\ // ) ( o o ) ( o o ) _/ \__ ( \O/ ) ( o o ) ( o o ) / \_ \ / \ o o / \ o o / / \ ______`-...-'_______`-...-'______`-...-'____/__jro________\ ~ . """"" . ' """"""" . """"""" . '~ ~ -- ., ' ~~ ---- .. ' . , ~ ~ . ' ~ ~ ` . .. ' .. .. '\__/'..___ '\__/' . ' ~~ ~ . . " ' . , ' . ~~~ ( )//|===| ( ) . ~~ .' . . ' . //~~`/ |===| //~~\\ . ~' ' .. . \\__/ |===|]//\__// . . `/||\ |===|]""/||\' . .~ ~~ .' . ~~ |||| |===| |||| . .. ' ~ `. (_)(_) |___| (_)(_) . . ~ .'~ `. . "Look, just keep rolling the thing. We've got to get it back on, before they even notice it went flat......" __________________________________________________________________________ * Intelligent Life? __________________________________________________________________________ _____ ___ /' `\ / . \ | | | | / / | | . | | | .'| ____ | |_____//' .`\ jro ~~| /. . | /./ '\ \~~---..--..--- .. / \ ' | | . | .. . '. / / .' \ \ |'. ..| . _______ . ` /__...--..--_\ | '. | . |CAUTION| . . , | | . .| FLOOD |' __________ /@ /'//' \\ `\. '|_PLAIN_| . /\\_\_\_\_\\/ ~~----..~ . ||¯¯|| . \[_N_A_S_A__] . . .|| || .' ' (o)(o)(o) . .' "" "" . . '. . ' .. ' . ' NASA still uncertain if recent discoveries on Mars indicate the presence of intelligent life. _______________________________________________________________________ / / / /\ JRO ( \ \ \ ) * * | \_ -\\ / | ( \ \ \.) \ / \ / * * * \ /__.-\ / '-..___..-' * ____________________ * ____ '. /____________________\ ____ /___ \ '. // _.--._ _.--._ \\ / ___\ \ \ '. // ( _ _ ) ( _ _ ) \\ / / \ \ // <\o..o/> <\o..o/> \\ / / * \ \ // _\<>/_ _\<>/_ \\ / / \ \ // /::::::\ /::::::\ \\ / / __\_\//_____/_|____|_\/_|____|_\_____\\/_/__ ___/ ================== \___ * / ================ \ / _____/ OO ============== OO \______ \ / / \_______________________________________/ \ \ /_/ \_____________________________________/ \_\ \\______// \\______// * * """""""" """""""" "...Intelligence?.. Oh no, Your Supreme Shloopness. In fact, the inhabitants that were there think they've discovered the Internet! HA! HA! HA! HA!.......HA! HA! HA! HA!........HA! HA! HA! HA!...." __________________________________________________________________________ * Investigating Earth __________________________________________________________________________ ___ _______ /__/| /_____ /|| || || ||||[]|| ___|| ||||==||_________ jro / ||_____||||__|| / / /_______\/|__|/ /\ / _________ / / /=========/ / / \__/___\__/_/ / /____( )___( )____________/ // //~~\\ //~~\\ \\ // \\__// \\__// \ \\ //\\ //\\ \ |||| |||| "So, Vzxall, what is this (_)(_) (_)(_) example of Earth technology?" [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] ___ _______ /__/| /_____ /|| || || ||||[]|| "This device is the primitive Earth protoplasm beings' idea of a "computer"." \ / /_______\/|__|/ /\ \/ _________ / /\ /=========/ / / \__/___\__/_/ /jro /____( )___( )____________/ // //~~\\ //~~\\ \\ // \\__// \\__// \\ //\\ //\\ |||| |||| (_)(_) (_)(_) ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ ___ _______ /__/| /_____ /|| || || ||||[]|| ___|| ||||==||_________ / ||_____||||__|| / jro / /_______\/|__|/ /\ / _________ / / /=========/ / / \__/___\__/_/ / /____( )___( )____________/ // //~~\\ //~~\\ \\ // \\__// \\__// \ \\ //\\ //\\ "Excellent! With this, we |||| |||| should be able to interpret (_)(_) (_)(_) their entire planetary network!" ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ ___ _______ /__/| /_____ /|| || || ||||[]|| ___|| ||||==||__________ / ||_____||||__|| / jro / /_______\/|__|/ /\ / _________ / / //}=======/ / / \__/\\_\__/_/ / /____( )//_( )____________/ // //~~ / //~~\\ \\ // \\__/ \\__// \ \\ //\\ //\\ \ |||| |||| "Turn the device on." (_)(_) (_)(_) [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] ___ _______ /__/| /_____ /|| || || ||||[]|| ___|| ||||==||_________ / ||_____||||__|| / jro / /_______\/|__|/ /\ / _________ / / /=========/ / / \__/___\__/_/ / /____( )___( )____________/ // //~~\\ //~~\\ \\ // \\__// \\__// \ \\ //\\ //\\ \ |||| |||| "Ah, yes! Their News Exchange. (_)(_) (_)(_) Now we will learn all they know!" ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ ___ _______ /__/| /_____ /|| || || ||||[]|| "What is this information, Wcxliz? It does not appear to be News, at all." \ / /_______\/|__|/ /\ \/ _________ / /\ /=========/ / / \__/___\__/_/ / /____( )___( )____________/ // //~~\\ //~~\\ \\ // \\__// \\__// jro\\ //\\ //\\ |||| |||| (_)(_) (_)(_) ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ ___ _______ /__/| /_____ /|| || || ||||[]|| ___|| ||||==||_________ / ||_____||||__|| / jro / /_______\/|__|/ /\ / _________ / / /=========/ / / \__/___\__/_/ / /____( )___( )____________/ // //~~\\ //~~\\ \\ // \\__// \\__// \ \\ //\\ //\\ \ |||| |||| "It says... "This is not a scam, (_)(_) (_)(_) send $5 and make $50,000 in one week, guaranteed." [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] ___ _______ /__/| /_____ /|| || || ||||[]|| ___|| ||||==||_________ "Hhmmmm..... Foiled again! These dastardly Terran Earth proto-beings have encoded all vital information behind some MLM garbage!" \ /=========/ / / \__/___\__/_/ / /____(oo)___(oo)____________/ // //~~\\ //~~\\ \\ // \\__// \\__// jro \\ //\\ //\\ |||| |||| (_)(_) (_)(_) __________________________________________________________________________ * Prang __________________________________________________________________________ __ _/'-. _ `. * * \// / \ \ | : _ / | | '. * * // \: '. / '. _ .' ___ '. _\.-' =| |= .' _| |_ .' * "Damned Earthlings!! Why can't ______|-----|______________ they learn to fly straight!!" ______| MIR |____._________| \ |o o o| ` *\ ) ||||||\` ' \ | | /" !!PRANG!! * /~~~\ |___\` ~ '. _.-~=====~-._ * ||||||||o o/|/|||||'.\|| .' ' '.(_____________) ||||||||o o||||||||||'.| .' \_______/ (___) '. .' __| |__ '. .' ___|o o o|___ * |___| |___| * * * |_____| JRO * * __________________________________________________________________________ * Rover __________________________________________________________________________ /\ //\\ // \\ _.==================================._// \\ | NASA | \\ | USA sojourner | \\_ "YIKES!" |__.-"""-._______.-"""-.______.-"""-.__| \ \ / / o o \ / o o \ / o o \ \__\___ / ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) /. '. .\ ( o o ) ( o o ) ( o o ) | '. . .\ \ o o / \ o o / \ o o / __/.(o)(o) \ jro___`-...-'_______`-...-'______`-...-'________/ '. .'` .'..\____ ~ . """"" . ' """"""" . """"""" . '~ /______________\ -- ~~ ---- .. ' . You okay, Zibzit? That damn robot , ~ ~ . ' better not try sniffing my ass, or ~ ~ ` . .. . . ' `~ _____ I'm going to dig back in the sand!" .. - ` . ./ '.. \___~~ / ~ . . " ' . , ' . ~~~ . , ' ` . .' ` . /. .' ` `. \ . ~~ ~ .' ~ . ' . . ~ ` ~~ ~~~ ., /____________\ . ' . ` ~ ~ . ` `. . ' . ' . .. ~ ` . ' ". . ` ~~ ' '. , " . . ' . [""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""] [ \--------MARS PATHFINDER MISSION - 1997---- ~~~~~~~ /] [ | {USA ///} ] [ | ...Go America! Mars or bust!! {32 /*\/} ] [ | { /* *\} ] [ | ~~~~~~~| ] [ | __ _ | ] [ | /\ `\_ /\`\_ | ] [ | / ~ \ . / ~ \ | ] [ |___________/________\_____|_________/_______\_____| ] [ | .^^____ ^ ______|_^.^ ___ ^ . _ .^^ .| ] [ |.^. _/ _\_^ Q]-, | __ |_ ^ | \ ^^ / \ ^. ^| ]d [ | ^ | / \. \_|/__\_|_ ^ \____\.^ \__\ ^ ^.| ]a [ |^.^\____\____\^.^ (o):(o):(o)::::::::::::::::::::| ]n [ /--------------------------------------------------\ ]a """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" __________________________________________________________________________ * The Truth __________________________________________________________________________ _ ( Hey down there! Don't ) /\\ ( you blockheads know ) \ \\ \__/ \__/ / ( that these things ) \ \\ (oo) (oo) / ( CAN'T crash!! ) \_\\/~~\_/~~\_ _.-~===========~-._ (___/_______________) / \_______/ ( What a bunch of nuts! ) _ _ __ |.| ___________ | \ / .| | | / . > . \ / \ |.' | |'| / ' .. " \____ |.' ~| ____| .|__| |____/ . _________ ' \____..---| . |__..------_________ JRO . _________ | ROSWELL| __________ __________ ' |This was | .' |50 years| ' |HAPPENED| |Secret UFO| | MAKE THE | . |the crash| |of cover| |________| |Bodies!!! | |GOVERNMENT| |__SITE!__| |__up!!__| || " . |__________| |_REVEAL!!_| || ' _____ || @@@@@|| || || || //ovo\\|| .. @@*.*@@| )))) |m . \\\\ |m //"\\ || \_-_/ m| @\'/@/| (~OO~)// /^v^\|\\ . //ovo\\ |m //\_/\//| . ' /( )/ \--/// \ o /_// \ ~ / // //| |/ //) ( . ' /| | / // \\// __________________________________________________________________________ Car Crash __________________________________________________________________________ [O] [O] [O] ____ /` ___ || ___/ |__\_/_ /___\ || /_____\__/___/|x===o| || ______(o)_______(o)||___||________||________ JRO ________ ~.>\` ' ________ . ' \__[]__/ ' ^^ . . \[]____/ ' //\__/\\ ' ((()) /_/o\\\ '. ( o__o ) aa(((( __________________________________________________________________________ Computer Crises __________________________________________________________________________ "Fatal Error! No Hard Drive!! __ ! / All I did was click DELETE." _____/ | .--. | | | (__ } | | | /.){ } | | | < ? } |_____|__| o_{___}_ __)___( (\___(/ /|| | | `""|-|____/ || | | | ___)__||_| D| | ( _____)(( a| | | (______) n| | | | || a| | | | _||_ | | |_|//||\\ '98|__________|/_/|()()() _______________________________________________________________________ "Mom, I'm NOT addicted! [Chat rooms] __ / I just forgot that you said _____/ | ___ to log off before midnight." | | | (___\__ | | | |. .| | | | | ~ ? |_____|__| |_o_| _ __)___( (\___|/ /|| | | `""|----\_/ || | | | __|___||_| D| | ( _____)(( a| | | (______) n| | | | || a| | | | _||_ | | |_|//||\\ '98|__________|/__|()()() _______________________________________________________________________ __ "Everytime I try loading this page _____/ | ? / it asks to send me a cookie. But | | | .--. when I click OK, nothing edible | | | /O--| appears." | | | < ) |_____|__| >___| _ __)___( (\___|/ /|| | | `""|-|____/ || | | | __|___||_| D| | ( _____)(( a| | | (______) n| | | | || a| | | | _||_ | | |_|//||\\ '98|__________|/__|()()() _______________________________________________________________________ "Computers... __ / they're for nincompoops." _____/ | .---. | | | {__ } | | | (,)--\ } | | | < ? } |_____|__| >___(-' _ __)___( (\___(/_/ \ | | | `""|\_____/ \| | | | __| ||_| D| | (\_______)(( a| | | |(________) n| | | | || a| | | | _||_ | | | | //||\\ '98|__________|/_/| ()()() _______________________________________________________________________ [Slow modem] __ _____/ | | | | "ZZZZZZZzzzzzz" | | | / | | | __________ |_____|__|(/ ^ | \\ _ )___(_ \_+ |_| \_\|| | | `"" |\/ \/ /|| | | | ___/ /_||_| D| | ( _uuu__)(( a| | | (_______) n| | | | || a| | | | _||_ | | |_|//||\\ '98|__________|/__|()()() _______________________________________________________________________ "Abort? Let's see...what would __ / happen if I pressed THIS key..." _____/ | | | | \\/// | | | /. | | | | < ) |_____|__| >___| _ __)___( (\___|/ /|| | | `""|-|____/ || | | | __|___||_| D| | ( _____)(( a| | | (______) n| | | | || a| | | | _||_ | | |_|//||\\ '98|__________|/__)()()() _______________________________________________________________________ ! "Uh oh." / \\/// /O) | < ) o___| _ || ||| | || ||| | \ | / __||_|||_| __ ( __uuu)(( \ _____/ | | (______) | | | | | || __ | | | | | _||_ | | | |_|//||\\ |_____|__| /__)()()() / __)___( | `""| | | ||| D| | a| | ||| n| | a| | ||| | ( ( ( __/ | \__ ) ) ) '98|____( ( ( ( ( ( ( ) ) ) ) ) ) ) __________________________________________________________________________ Condoms, The __________________________________________________________________________ "Hey Slick, are you hungry?" \ ______________ - \ | EAT AT JOE'S | ________ - |______________| - | || || /^\ | /^\ - || || /OO \ /OO \ || || - (_____(_____) || || | | | | ||======|| | | | |- || || - ___| | | | || || - ___| |_| |___||______||____ (_____(_____) _/ / \_/ / \ \ (___|((___|(___| _____________________________jro 33333333333333333333333333333333333 33333333333333333333333333333333333 "Not really, Dick." \ __________________ - \ | | /^\ /^\ | /OO \ /OO \ | - (_____(_____) | - | | | | | | | | | |- | |_| |___________| ___| |_| |_______________ (_____(_____) _/ / \_/ / \ \ (___|((___|(___| ____________________________jro ********************************* ********************************* - ____________ "Want to do some FREDRICK'S | shopping?" ____________| \ || || \ - || || - /^\ /^\ || || /OO \ /OO \ || || (_____(_____) ||=======|| | | | | || ||- | | | | || || | | | | - ||_______||______| |_| |__ (_____(_____) _/ / \_/ / \ \ (___|((___|(___| ____________________________jro +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ____ "Nah, maybe later." - | FRE \ __________________ |____ - \ | || | /^\ /^\ | || | /OO \ /OO \ | - || |(_____(_____) | || -| | | | | | ||== | | | | | |- || |_| |_| |_______| || ____| |_| |_____________||_ (_____(_____) _/ / \_/ / \ \ (___|((___|(___| ____________________________jro {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} - - "I know! Let's go ____________ in here, and get GAY BAR | - shit-faced!" ____________| \ || || - \ || || /^\ /^\ - || || /OO \ /OO \ || ||- (_____(_____) ||=======|| - | | | | || || | | | | - || || - | | | | ||_______||______| |_| |__ (_____(_____) _/ / \_/ / \ \ (___|((___|(___| ____________________________jro __________________________________________________________________________ Cosmic Cowboys __________________________________________________________________________ ____________ _____________ | | | | | | | NOOLAS | |_.~._ _.~._| |_____________| | --- || --- | | | | --- || --- | |_____________| | --- || --- | _______ | --- || --- | /|/ / |_____||_____| __|/ __ /|______|____________|_______ /_|==|__/ |___ |||__|/| /////\ | | | |//// oo \\\( _) \__/ \__/ \___O/ (oo) (oo) / \\ //~~\\ //~~\\ ___________|\ \ |___\\__//__\\__//____ | \_\| /| |__\ \ / | __________ \\ ( \ ________________/ | || /// | | __________ || | __________________| | jro || | | | __________ ||__| __________________| / || |_ | / [[____> |/ "Now, let me try an' make y'all unnerstand, one more time. I don't care if y'all is these here "Cosmic Cowboys". We got RYE, an' we got BEER. An' we don't got no 'Marswiser Lite'!" __________________________________________________________________________ The Drunks __________________________________________________________________________ * Part 5 __________________________________________________________________________ "Listen to this, George: Singapore officials have banned the sale of the new Janet Jackson album, citing that the content was immoral and disgusting." \ ______ \ "GLUG |______|___ \ GLUG (_) ||.'\ GLUG" (_)_____||.''\ ______________________ /(_) (__/ ..``\ | | DAILY RAG | /// \_ _/ \ ' .`\ |Protesters|===========| /\\ || //\` . .\ |don't like| Singapore | \_ //()\\ _\` `. \ |Plutonium | banns the | \ ____ / \' . / | on Space | new Janet | _____/\______/\_/._'. / | Probe. | Jackson | _____/` ' \ \ ^ / /. '` /_________| | album. |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .``/ |_Dog Bites| _| /. ' / `\_/ \_/`.'`'./ (__) Man! |EXCLUSIVE(__) /` . /' .` `.o. `. '. | (__)ANOTHER | man (__) _/. ` /`` . . . '`.' . ' |__________(__)XCLUSIVE|bites dog(__)__ \` `.\. `. ` o . `' | | | | __\` .`\' .` . ` '. `'.` |___________|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`. ` o'. . ' ' | | @ | \____\`. .' ` .' ` .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\______________| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ | / / / ___/ / |__________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | / 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 " HIC! " __________ / //////////\\ ______________________ ////////// \\\ | | DAILY RAG | /// __ __ \\\ |Protesters|===========| /|| (O| |O) ||\ |don't like| Singapore | \_ (__) _/ |Plutonium | banns the | \ ///\\\ / | on Space | new Janet | ____/\________/\____ | Probe. | Jackson | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | album. |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_Dog Bites| _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) Man! |EXCLUSIVE(__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)ANOTHER | man (__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)XCLUSIVE| eats dog(__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro "Immoral and disgusting, huh?" \ \ __________ _____ "GLUG //////////\\ \ \ GLUG ////////// \\\ \~~~~(_) GLUG" /// __ __ \\\ __\___(__)____________ /|| (O| |(O ||\ | | DAILY RAG | \_ (__) _/ |Protesters|===========| \ ///\\\ / |don't like| Singapore | __________/\________/\____ |Plutonium | banns the | `. ' .' \ \ / /. '`\__________| on Space | new Janet |__ . ' . `. `\ \_/ / ` .`` \ | Probe. | Jackson _| ________/ `\_/ \_/..'`\.`' \ | | album. (__) /' .` .'o . `. '.\` .`\ | Dog Eats | (__) ______/`` . .' '. .' . '\. `'\______| Man! |EXCLUSIVE(__)__ |. `. ' .o ' . ' `/'` ./ | ANOTHER | man | ______|' . ` . .' . '/`. `/_______| EXCLUSIVE| bites dog |__ |'` . o ` . '/ .` / | | | |'. `. . ' . .' /____/ |__________|___________| /______________/ \ /______|__|_______\ _____/________[__]__//-/-/-/__________/ |__ / /_/_/_/ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW "That's what they're saying." __________ \ //////////\\ _\____________________ ////////// \\\ | | DAILY RAG | /// __ __ \\\ |Protesters|===========| /|| (O| |(O ||\ |don't like| Singapore | \_ (__) _/ |Plutonium | banns the | \ ///\\\ / | on Space | new Janet | ____/\________/\____ | Probe. | Janitor | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | album. |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_Dog Bites| _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) Man! |EXCLUSIVE(__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)ANOTHER | man (__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)XCLUSIVE|bites dog(__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | ORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJ JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO "Maybe they're just using that as an excuse, Walter, because someone over there finally developed a little muscial taste." / / __________ //////////\\ ______________________ ////////// \\\ | | DAILY RAG | /// __ __ \\\ |Plutonium |===========| /|| (O| |O) ||\ |don't like| Singapore | \_ (__) _/ |Protestors| banns the | \ ///\\\ / | on Space | new Janet | ____/\________/\____ | Probe. | Jackson | _____/` \ \ / /.'`\__________| | album. |__ /`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_Dog Bites| _| /. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__) Man! |EXCLUSIVE(__) /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)ANOTHER | man (__) _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)XCLUSIVE|bites dog(__)__ \` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | | | __\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__ \`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ | \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/ /_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\ ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__ /\_\_\_\ \ / / / ___/ / |_________/ / /___ / ___ / ___ / JRO | | | __________________________________________________________________________ Cybersyphilis __________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________ _______ |\ |License| | \ _____ | ~~*~~ | | \ | | ((( .--. |_______| | |DrJRO| ~OvO~ __ (////) | | | ( _ )|==| \__/ | |o | \_/ |_.| / \ _______ | | | //|\\ \\//| |\\ |__o__| | | __|//\_/\\ __\/ |__|// |__o__| | | |==""//=\\""====||||| |__o__| | _|__||_|_||_||_____||||||____|__o__|_____| || (_) (_) |||||| \ [] [(_)(_) There's no denying the facts, Mr. Geekowski. You can read the laboratory report, yourself. You have the worst case of cybersyphilis that I have ever seen. I will have to have a list of all the websites you have had contact with. __________________________________________________________________________ Family Life __________________________________________________________________________ * Aftershave __________________________________________________________________________ | | . | | "sniff..sniff..What's that funny smell, Timmy?" _____________________| / ||\ _____________________| / |||| \ . \/ / |||| //\\\\ / |||| ||\ \ _____( o o)_______ /| \ |||| \ |||\ \ -/ %%%% \ |||| |\||| . . /`\/'\ %%o o% \. |||| _||\|| / / \ \ %% o % . \ |||| \ \|\| \ \_\___\_\ %//~\\ \|||| \ \|| (/| | |_) // \\ \ || \_\| . | | | (/_____\) \|| \ . |_|_| // \\ . \ \__)_) /_) /_) \ . . \jro JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO _____ "It's nothing, Sis. Whenever I | | || - - take a shortcut home through |_|_|| these old alleys, they always | | || _ smell funny." _ |_|_|| \/ / ______\ . ////\\ / - _ _ /( oo - \ o/ %%%% - - - /`\/'\%%oo - - / / \ \%-/ - \_\___\_\~ - _ _______________\_| \_)\\_______________________ jro . . / /\ \(/_\ . . /_/ /_/ \\ . . . \__)\__)/_) . . JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO | . . | / | . / | . | / | / | <> ____|__ /______/\___ __ | \ \ "It kinna smells like / | CITY \/| Daddy's aftershave." . | TRASH | | . / \/ . . | DPT. | | / ///\\\ / |________|/. (//\\) . / %%%% \__/ / . %%%%%% /' `\ / %%%%%% / / \ \ / / %%%%%% \_\___\_\ . / . . // \\ (/- - \) / (/_____\) / /\ \ /jro . // \\ / / / / . / . . /_) /_) \__)\__) JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO | | \ |\ | _____________________| . ||\ . _____________________| |||| | \ |||| |\ | |||| . ||\ \ jro__________________| |||| |||\ . . \ . |||| |\||| \ |||| _||\|| . "You know, you're right. |||| \ \|\| It could be anything, \|||| \ \|| \ though." \ || \_\| / . \|| . \/ . \ //\\\\ \ \ ( o o) %%%% . \. \ o/ %%o o% \ \ . \ . /`\/'\ %% - % . \ / / \ \ %//~\\ \ \ /_/|__/_/ // \\ \ . (_\| |(/ (/_____\) . \ | | | // \\ - \ \ . |_|_| /_) /_) . . \ \__)_) . . \ JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO | . | / | ' / | ` | / | "Yeah. It's prob'ly just that / | garbage over there." <> ____|__ \ /______/\_____\ ______ \/ _____ | \ \ . \ . ///\\\ / | CITY \/| (//\\) ' | TRASH | | . %%%% \__/ . . | DPT. | | %%%%%% /' `\ / |________|/. %%%%%% / / \ \ / %%%%%%/_/___/_/ / . . // \\(//- -|) / . (/____\)/ /\ \ / / // \\ /_/ /_/ . / . . . /_) /_)\__)\__) /jro . . / . / . . . . __________________________________________________________________________ * Bad Language __________________________________________________________________________ ______________________________ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * _____ ______________ | | || | | | || | | |______||______| | | || | ()| | || | | |______||______| | /______________/ | __((())__ _____|___________|_))- -((_|__ | ((\-/)) | | /\~V~/\ | |//(_ _)\\| /// \ / \\\ %%%% /_\)_/ \_(/_\ (\%%%oo | |_/_____\_| | \%%%o/ | | \ \\ \ | | \/~~\ | | / // / | | / /____\|_|_/_//_/__|_| / |||| \_)\_) / (_)(_) "Momma! Daddy's outside, an' he's sayin' all them bad words again!" uhohuhohuhohuhohuhohuhohuhohuhohuhoh uhohuhohuhohuhohuhohuhohuhohuhohuhoh ______________________________ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * _____ ______________ | | || | | | || | | |______||______| | | || | ()| | || | | |______||______| | /______________/ | __((())__ _____|___________|_))o o((_|__ | ((\o/)) | / | /\~V~/\ | "I know he is, |//(_ _)\\| dear." /// \ / \\\ %%%% /_\)_/ \_(/_\ %%%oo | |_/_____\_| | %%%-/ | | \ \\ \ | | //~~\ | | / // / | | (/____\|_|_/_//_/__|_| |||| \_)\_) (_)(_) JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO ______________________________ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * _____ ______________ | | || | | | || | | |______||______| | | || | ()| | || | | |______||______| | /______________/ | __((())__ _____|___________|_))o o((_|__ | ((\-/)) | "Well? Aren't | /\~V~/\ | you goin' to go |//(_ _)\\| bawl him /// \ / \\\ out?" %%%% /_\)_/ \_(/_\ \ %%%oo | |_/_____\_| | %%%o/ | | \ \\ \ | | //~~\ | | / // / | | (/____\|_|_/_//_/__|_| |||| \_)\_) (_)(_) ?????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????? ______________________________ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * _____ ______________ | | || | | | || | | |______||______| | | || | ()| | || | | |______||______| | /______________/ __((())__ "No, not this ___|_))o o((_|__ time, sweetie. | ((\o/)) | You see, Daddy's | /\~V~/\ | just working on |//(_ _)\\| the car." /// \ / \\\ %%%% /_\)_/ \_(/_\ %%%OO | |_/_____\_| | %%%-/ | | \ \\ \ | | //~~\ | | / // / | | (/____\|_|_/_//_/__|_|jro |||| \_)\_) (_)(_) __________________________________________________________________________ * Baseball __________________________________________________________________________ "I am through with baseball, Tommy! We could'a won this game, if it wasn't for that ijiot Jerry kid!" / __ //// /__\_ oo ) ( oo \-/ \O/ (\ // \\ ___//9\\//__\\_//________jro \\_/\/ (|||) //\\ ||| (_)(_) (_(_) ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ "You mean "idiot"?... Oh, nevermind... Hey, he's a nice kid. Isn't his dad some kind of a minister?" / __ \\\\ /__\_ (///) (((() \_/ /) \_/ / \\// _//9\\__\|__\/____________jro \\_// ||\\ / //\\ ||// / (_)(_) (_)_) / / ================================ ================================ "Yeah, his dad's a "minisser", alright! That means that his ijiot kid won't steal home, 'cause he's learnt it'd be breakin' some ol' 7th 'mandment." / __ \\\\ /__\_ ( OO ( oo \-/ \o/ // \\ ____//9\\______\\_//____jro \\_// (|||) //\\ ||| (_)(_) (_)_) __________________________________________________________________________ * Bubble Bath __________________________________________________________________________ ___________________________ ______/ /____ |__|__| |__|__| _|__|_|\\ () |_|__|_ |__|__| [] ( ) * |__|__| _|__|_| * ( ( () ( ) ) |_|__|_ |__|__| ( \\\\()////( ) |__|__| _|__|_| ( ) ( ( ( oo oo ) ( )) |_|__|_ |__|__| ( () () \-/ \-/( ) ())|__|__| _|__|_|(___)____(____(____)____)|_|__|_ |__|__|| ||__|__| _|__|_|| ||_|__|_ |__|__||_______________________||__|__| /_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ /_/_/_/_/_/_###########_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_ /_/_/_/_/_/_###########_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_ JRO_/_/_/_/_###########_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ ....................................... ....................................... ___________________________ ______/ /______ |__|__| |__|__| |___|_|\\ "Uh oh" |_|__|_ %%%|__| [] () * ( ) |__|__| oo%_|_| * ( ( () ( ) ) |_|__|_ -/%|__| ( ( \\\\()////( ) |__|__| ))_|_| ( ) )( ( oo oo ) ( )) |_|__|_ ||__| ( () () \-/ \o/( ) ())|__|__| ===\|_|(___)____(____(_____(___)|_|__|_ ____\_|| ||__|__| |\ \_|| ||_|__|_ |_\ \||_______________________||__|__| |/_\_\_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_//_/_/_/_/ __)/_\__)_/_###########_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_ /_/_/_/_/_/_###########_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_ JRO_/_/_/_/_###########_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ ...................................... ...................................... _"Aahh! I don't believe this! ______/ What have you done, poured____ |__|__| in all the bubble bath! __|__| _|__|_|\\ Just look at this mess!"|__|_ |__|__| [] * ( ) () * |__|__| _|__|_| (%%%) ( ( () ( ) ) |_|__|_ |__|__|/%%%%%\ \\\\()////( ) |__|__| _|__|_|\%%%%%/( ( oo oo ) ( )) |_|__|_ |__|__| \ / () \-/ \-/( ) ())|__|__| _|__|_|(/===\___(____(____(____)|_|__|_ |__|__|/_____\ ||__|__| _|__|_||| | | ||_|__|_ |__|__||| | |__________________||__|__| /_/_/_/_|_|_|_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ /_/_/_/(_)/(_)#########_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_ /_/_/_/_/_/_###########_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_ JRO_/_/_/_/_###########_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ ....................................... ....................................... _"Nah, mom. What do you ______/ think we are, idiots? We ____ |__|__| ran out of bubble bath __|__| _|__|_|\ yesterday. This stuff is __|__ |__|__| [] laundry 'tergent." |__|__| _|__|_| (%%%) ( ( () ( ) ) |_|__|_ |__|__|/%%%%%\ \\\\()////( ) |__|__| _|__|_|\%%%%%/( ( oo oo ) ( )) |_|__|_ |__|__| \ / () \o/ \-/( ) ())|__|__| _|__|_|(/===\___(____(____(____)|_|__|_ |__|__|/_____\ ||__|__| _|__|_||| | | ||_|__|_ |__|__||| | |__________________||__|__| /_/_/_/_|_|_|_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ /_/_/_/(_)/(_)#########_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_ /_/_/_/_/_/_###########_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_ JRO_/_/_/_/_###########_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ ........................................ ........................................ __________________________ ______/ /_____ |__|__| * |__|__| _|__|_|\\ * ( ) * ) ) |_|__|__ |__|__| %%%%%( ) * ( ) * ) |__|__| _|__|_|%%o o%% ( ( () ( ) ) |_|__|_ |__|__|%%\-/%% \\\\()////( ) |__|__| _|__|_//(_ _)\\ ( oo oo ) ( )) |_|__|_ |__|__\\\ ///) \-/ \-/( ) ())|__|__| _|__|_|(/===\)__(____(____(____)|_|__|_ |__|__|/_____\ ||__|__| _|__|_||| | | ||_|__|_ |__|__||| | |__________________||__|__| /_/_/_/_|_|_|_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ /_/_/_/(_)/(_)#########_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_ /_/_/_/_/_/_###########_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_ JRO_/_/_/_/_###########_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ __________________________________________________________________________ * Caught __________________________________________________________________________ ____ / ___) \( oo \ -/ _/\/\_ __ |/____\| ______________ |/___/|| ___|___||____ "No, dear. Daddy's /_/_\_/\ /| got to finish some /______\/ / | work he didn't have ___________/ | time to do at the | | office. He'll play _______ / with you, later." ____ / _____) / \ ( o o\ / \_\ ^/ /\\~/\_______ _____/ / \_____(~\ ~~~~/ /( )~~~~/// --* \ \ \ /--*---| )))) \ \/ \ | oo ) _____/~/_____\_____| \-/ ________\ \ \____| // \\ / / / | \\_// =======/__/__/=====| //\\ jro \___)__) || (_)(_) 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 ____ (___ \ oo )/ \- / _/\/\_ __ |/____\| ______________ |/___/|| )))) ___|___||___oo ) /_/_\_/\ /|/ /______\/ / |\ ___________/ || | |_) _______ / ____ / _____) \ ( - -\ \_\ ^/ /\\~/\_______ _____/ / \_____(~\ ~~~~/ /( )~~~~/// --* \ \ \ /--*---| \ \/ \ | _____/~/_____\_____| ________\ \ \____| / / / | =======/__/__/=====| jro \___)__) || JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO ____ ' ' / ___) \( -- ' \ -/ _/\/\_ __ |/____\| ______________ |/___/|| ___|___||____ /_/_\_/\ /| /______\/ / | ___________/ | "I thought Daddy was | | ah ol' insurance _______ / 'juster, Mom. When ____ / _____) did he start workin' \ ( O O\ on these porno web \_\ ^/ sites?" /\\~/\_______ \ _____/ / \_____(~\ \ ~~~~/ /( )~~~~/// --* \ \ \ /--*---| )))) \ \/ \ | oo ) _____/~/_____\_____| \o/ ________\ \ \____| // \\ / / / | \\_// =======/__/__/=====| //\\ jro \___)__) || (_)(_) __________________________________________________________________________ * Chores __________________________________________________________________________ __________________________________________/ ------------------------------------------| | | |~~~~~~~~~~| | | | | *| *|Bless this|* |* | | |_____|_____| ~Home~ |______|______|____| _________ _________ | `| "Sweep and mop! It's not our | |] job to help clean house! |__________| Mom treats us like slaves!" | | / |_==___==_| | |]__.--@|@--.__\\\\___|_________| | |---(((----//--( oo //oo o oo| | | |()))) // ||\O/ /)| _______ | | | | \_/ (\/ |// \///|| || |jro | |// \\//____|\\ //_|||_______|| |__________|__\\__\/_______(//|__|_________| ///\\ //|| ~~(_)(_) ////(_) 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 __________________________________________/ ------------------------------------------| | | |~~~~~~~~~~| | | | | *| *|Bless this|* |* | | |_____|_____| ~Home~ |______|______|____| _________ _________ | `| "I hate having to do this! | |] It isn't fair! I wish we didn't |__________| even live in this crummy house!" | | / |_==___==_| | |]__.--@|@--.___\\\\__|_________| | |---)))----//---(///) //o o oo| | | |( oo // | |\_/ /) _______ | | | | \-/ /) | // \\//| || |jro | |// \\//____| \\_/\/||_______|| |__________|__\\__//_______(|||__|_________| (//// /||| (_//(_) //(_)(_) 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 __________________________________________/ ------------------------------------------| | | |~~~~~~~~~~| | | | | *| *|Bless this|* |* | | |_____|_____| ~Home~ |______|______|____| _________ _________ | `| | |] "Yur right. I wisht we cou'd |__________| live outside" | | / |_==___==_| | |]__.--/|@--.__\\\\___|_________| | |---(((----//--( oo //oo o oo| | | |()))) // ||\-/ /)| _______ | | | | \_/ (\/ |// \///|| || |jro | |// \\//____|\\ //_|||_______|| |__________|__\\__\/_______(//|__|_________| ///\\ //|| ~~(_)(_) ////(_) __________________________________________________________________________ * Copyright __________________________________________________________________________ %%%%% %%o o%% %( ~ )% But Ma, you can't put _\-/_ it on the icebox. Joey // \\ or Sussie might copy it, \\___/\\_ and not give me credit! ' `///\\\~~))) __ / ////\\\\(((()| | / .' /////\\\\\\_/ |,_| . ' |||| // \\// JRO (_)(_) \\__\/ .. . ' . //\\ . ' . (_)(_) . . ' . '. __________________________________________________________________________ * Cow Lick __________________________________________________________________________ _______ / _____) \ ( - -\ \_\ ^/ /\\~/\______ _____/ \_____(~\ !!WAAHH!! ~~~~/ /( )~~~~/// ' ' --* \ \ \ /--*---| ` )))) \ \/ \ | `(-- )' _____/~/_____\_____| /\O/ ' ________\ \ \____| \\ \\ / / / |___\__\\ =======/__/__/=====| //\\) jro \___)__) || (_)(_) \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/// @ @ \ \|/ /|\ \|/ /|\ \ @ @ \ ////////////////////\\\\\ WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM __________________________ "What's the _______ matter, dear?" / _____) / \ ( o o\ / \_\ ^/ /\\~/\______ _____/ \_____(~\ ~~~~/ /( )~~~~/// --* \ \ \ /--(((-| \ \/ \ ())))| _____/~/_____\_\_/ \ ________\ \ // \\ \ / / \\_// "..Sniff..Sniff.. =======/__/__/=//\\ It was Sissy!" jro \___)__(_)(_) \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/// @ @ \ \|/ /|\ \|/ /|\ \ @ @ \ ////////////////////\\\\\ JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO __________________________ _______ / _____) \ ( O O\ \_\ ^/ /\\~/\______ _____/ \_____(~\ ~~~~/ /( )~~~~/// "She's heppin' me --* \ \ \ /--(((-| / get dressed, and \ \/ \ ()))) / then comb my hair. _____/~/_____\_\_/ ..sniff.. An' she ________\ \ // \\ say I got cowlick! / / \\_// An' I haven't been =======/__/__/=//\\ even near no cows!" jro \___)__(_)(_) \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/// @ @ \ \|/ /|\ \|/ /|\ \ @ @ \ ////////////////////\\\\\ endendendendendendendendendendendendendend ndendendendendendendendendendendendendende __________________________________________________________________________ * Generations __________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________ |\ | \ ______ "You boys are spending too much | \ | time staring at that computer | \ | ____ screen! I didn't do that, | | / ___) when I was your age." | | \( OO / | |\ |[] _\ O/_ | | \ () | / \/ \ | | \ | / / \ \ ))) //// ____ | |\ | | \ \ | / oo ) oo )|\___\ | | \| | \_)___|/ \-/ \-/ ||___| | \\ | | | | | // \\ (/_\)/____\_ | \\| ______|______| | |________\\_//_ |\ ||_____|\__| jro | | | ||| | \__________\ \ |__|_| (_)_) \ | | \ /___)_) \|__________| \ ********************************************************* ********************************************************* _________________________________________________ |\ | \ ______ | \ | "Don't pay any attention to him, | \ | Billy. At our age, Grandpa said | | that all Dad did was "gawk" at | | the television." | |\ |[] \ | | \ () | \ | | \ | ((( //// ____ | |\ | | ( oo oo )|\___\ | | \| | \-/ \o/ ||___| | \\ | | // \\ (/_\)/____\_ | \\| ______|____________________\\_//_ |\ ||_____|\__| jro ||| | \__________\ \ (_)_) \ | | \ \|__________| \ 55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 _________________________________________________ |\ | \ ______ | \ | | \ | | | "Hmmm... I guess that Gran'pa | | did the same thing, back in | |\ |[] his day?" | | \ () | \ | | \ | \ ((( \\\\ ____ | |\ | | ( oo ( oo |\___\ | | \| | \o/ \-/ ||___| | \\ | | // \\ (/_\)/____\_ | \\| ______|____________________\\_//_ |\ ||_____|\__| jro ||| | \__________\ \ (_)_) \ | | \ \|__________| \ JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO _________________________________________________ |\ | \ ______ | \ | "No, actually, they didn't have TV | \ | back in Grandpa's day. What he used | | to do, is spend time staring at the | | radio, listening." | |\ |[] \ | | \ () | ? \ | | \ | \ ((( //// ____ | |\ | | ( oo oo )|\___\ | | \| | \-/ \o/ ||___| | \\ | | // \\ (/_\)/____\_ | \\| ______|____________________\\_//_ |\ ||_____|\__| jro ||| | \__________\ \ (_)_) \ | | \ \|__________| \ ORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJ ORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJ _________ | ------- | |ooo (_) | ___|_))))____|___ |____((((()______| ____________ ||___ \__/______||___________ jro || // \\ || || \\__// || || //\\ || || (_)(_) || 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 _________________________________________________ |\ | \ ______ | \ | | \ | | | "Tommy, I don't know about Dad, | | but it's a wonder to me, how | |\ |[] Gran'pa ever ammounted to | | \ () | anything!" | | \ | ((( / \\\\ ____ | |\ | | ( oo ( OO |\___\ | | \| | \o/ \-/ ||___| | \\ | | // \\/) (/_\)/____\_ | \\| ______|____\\_|\/________________ |\ ||_____|\__| jro //\\ | \__________\ \ (_)(_) \ | | \ \|__________| \ __________________________________________________________________________ * Honeymoon __________________________________________________________________________ ________________________________________ /| / | / | / | |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| | | /\ %%%% | | | /__\ %%% | | |___||||___|______| | | @//@ | | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | "You know, Milt, I think that SECOND | () HONEYMOON idea of yours is a good one, |______/|| after all. This time, though, I think / / || I'll try it with a SECOND HUSBAND!" / / /\|_________ / ______________() / / / \ / * * / * * * * */ | / / / // * ___ * * * * */ | / \ // * (___) * * * `____ ' /| / /\ \// * (_- -_) * *` / ___)`/ / / \ / * (_\o/_) * * ` \( OO ' / / // * //\_/\\ * * _\ -/_ ()/ \ // * * //(_ _)\\ * * / \ || /\// * * \\/ \// * / /_ _\ \ || / / * * (/_____\) * \ \ | / ||_/__/_*__*__*__ ( \( \ _*__()\_)___|/ || |* * * * /`//`/ * *|| | . | ||____|* * * /_//_/ * *|| |__|_| ||JRO ^^^^^^^^^^/\_>\_>^^^^^^|| | ) ) | | | (_ooOoO Jonathon R. Oglesbee _______________________________________________________________________ () () ||____...---~~~---...___|| || %%%%% || Gasp! %%%()% ___ ._._ || / %%%%\\-. |\ /_0_\\ ||...)))))___.........%%%%%()\\~~\~~~ \ |\ //- >-\_ \ //\ \ \// |""""""""| | \ \ _O_// / \\ \ \_/ ,.| JRO| \ \ / / \\/ \/ \ \ \/ /\' ' \ '(__\____/\ \_ \ \ \ \ \ _..-------\'--~ \ \_\.\.-~~-..--~~~~ \ \.- "Oh, he's liking married life just fine, so far.... Hey, guess what Mother? Women really are the stronger sex!!" __________________________________________________________________________ * Innocence __________________________________________________________________________ __________________________________________/ ------------------------------------------| | | |~~~~~~~~~~| | | jro| | *| *|Bless this|* |* | | |_____|_____| ~Home~ |______|______|____| _________ _________ | `| ((()) || || | |] ((- -)) ||_______|| |__________|___ ))\o/(( |_________| | |---|/ ~v~ \ |_==___==_| | |___|/(_ _)\\_________|_________| | |___| \ ///---------|@@ @ @@| | | | / \/ ||__*__|| _______ | | \\\\ | |/_____\ ||__*__||| || | ( oo |___| | | |___||__*__|||_______|| |__\-/_____|___|_| | |___________|_________| // \ |_|_| \\_| (_) (_) ||| "Tommy, I'm sorry. You'll have to (_)_) have something else for breakfast, we're just all out of sausage." 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 __________________________________________/ ------------------------------------------| | | |~~~~~~~~~~| | | jro| | *| *|Bless this|* |* | | |_____|_____| ~Home~ |______|______|____| _________ _________ | `| ((()) || || | |] ((- -)) ||_______|| |__________|___ ))\-/(( |_________| | |---|/ ~v~ \ |_==___==_| | |___|/(_ _)\\_________|_________| | |___| \ ///---------|@@ @ @@| | | | / \/ ||__*__|| _______ | | \\\\ | |/_____\ ||__*__||| || | ( oo |___| | | |___||__*__|||_______|| |__\o/_____|___|_| | |___________|_________| // \ |_|_| \\_| \ (_) (_) ||| \ (_)_) "Nah, keep lookin, mom. I KNOW there's some around here, somewhere." 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 __________________________________________/ ------------------------------------------| | | |~~~~~~~~~~| | | jro| | *| *|Bless this|* |* | | |_____|_____| ~Home~ |______|______|____| _________ _________ | `| (())) || || | |] --((( ||_______|| |__________|___ \o )) |_________| | |---| v~(( |_==___==_| | |___|/(( \\___________|_________| | |___|/\ //-----------|@@ @ @@| | | | / ~-\ ||__*__|| _______ | | \\\\ | |/_____\ ||__*__||| || | ( oo |___| | | |___||__*__|||_______|| |__\-/_____|___|_| | |___________|_________| // \ |_|_| \\_| (_(__/ ||| "Well dear, I'm sorry, but I (_)_) just can't find any. What makes you so sure we still have some?" 333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 __________________________________________/ ------------------------------------------| | | |~~~~~~~~~~| | | jro| | *| *|Bless this|* |* | | |_____|_____| ~Home~ |______|______|____| _________ _________ | `| ((()) || || | |] ))o o(( ||_______|| |__________|___ ((\o/)) |_________| | |---|/ ~v~ \ |_==___==_| | |___|/(_ _)\\-________|_________| | |___| \ ///---------|@@ @ @@| | | | / \/ ||__*__|| _______ | | \\\\ | |/_____\ ||__*__||| || | ( oo |___| | | |___||__*__|||_______|| |__\o/_____|___|_| | |___________|_________| // \ |_|_| \\_| \ (_) (_) ||| \ (_)_) "'Cause yesterday evenin', Dad told Uncle Joe we had to hurry up and git home, so he could play 'hide the sausage' with you." __________________________________________________________________________ * Laundry __________________________________________________________________________ |\ | \ | ____________ ____________ | / O * maytag \ / O O maytag \ | |____________| |____________| | | ____________ || | | || ||| | | || ]||| | | /\ ____ || ||| | _______ | [| ||Tide|||____________||| | |#####| | __|__||____||______________||______________|__|#####|___| "I'm tellin ya, it's |#####| jro\ \\\\ true, Billy." )))) (///) / (((() \_/ /) \_/ / \\// // \\ \|__\/ \\_// ||\\ //\\ ||// (_)(_) (_)_) 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 "Just keep puttin in the ones I |\ give you. We'll do a big load, | \ Just to help Mom." | ____________ _| |_ \ | / O * maytag \ / | | \ \ | |____________| |_|_))))___|_| \ | | ____________ || ( oo | //// | || ||| \-/ | (\\\) | || ]||| /(~)\ | ___ \_/ | /\ ____ || ||| ( ( )) | /___// \\ | [| ||Tide|||____________||| ~//\\ | |####|__/ | __|__||____||______________||____(_)(_)____|__|####|||__| |####|||jro\ (_)_) 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 "Now, we dump in a few cups of laundry 'tergent. Turn the water to hot, and then start it going." / / /__ \\\\ _ //_/| ( oo(|_|______// || (((( \o/// /_____//___|| ( oo /\// | || \-/ |\/| | || //\ |__| | || \\| | || | || ||| |_|| | || / (_)) (_)_)|___________|// jro / / __________/ 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 "Now, all we have to do is wait" |\ )))) \ | \ ( oo \ | _______\-/__ ____(////___ | / O * // \\g\ / O //oo )ag \ | |_____ \\\|\\| |___\\\o/____| | | _____(_)(_)_ || \ \\ | | || ||| | // | | || ]||| |_\) | | /\ ____ || ||| /|| | _______ | [| ||Tide|||____________||| \|| | |#####| | __|__||____||______________||______((_)____|__|#####|___| |#####| jro\ 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 |\ )))) | \ ( oo | _______\-/__ ____(////___ | / O * // \\g\ / O //oo )ag \ | |______\\\|\\| |___\\\-/____| | | _____(_)(_)_ || \ \\ | | || ||| | // | | || ]||| |_\) | | /\ ____ || ||| /|| | _______ | [| ||Tide|||____________||| \|| | |#####| | __|__||____||______________||______((_)____|__|#####|___| |#####| jro\ 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 "See? If that's not totally cool, then I don't know what is. All those red clothes and white clothes are now just as pink as they can get." (((( \ | \ ( oo ________ | ______ \-/__ _| ////)|_ | / O * // \\g\ / | (\\\)\| \ | |_____/////\\| |_|___\_///|_| | | ____(_)(_)__ || // / | | || ||| \\ | | | || ]||| (/_| | | /\ ____ || ||| ||| | _______ | [| ||Tide|||____________||| ||| | |#####| | __|__||____||______________||_____(_))_____|__|#####|___| |#####| jro\ __________________________________________________________________________ * Passion __________________________________________________________________________ "Oh, no Harry -- I am sure we are ALL very interested in this theory of yours about how our marriage has never really had any PASSION in it. Please, do go on......" \ \ _______ _____ / _____) /___ \ \ ( - -\ oo \ \ \_\ ^/ (_ )_/ _/ \~/\ \-___/ / " \ / \ / /\ ) ) / | || @@@@ \ \ \____/ | | || @@oo //// \_\/* * \ | | || @@-/ oo ) (~/* * * \ | |_|| @@\ \-/ /* * * * \ ))) |_/ \| ||/ // %%%% /*_*_*_*_*/) oo ) |\\\| ||\ \\%%%oo | | | \\\o/ | | \) \ |%%%-/ | | | \=3=\\ | | ____\|//___\ | | | \__// | | /|| ~-//\\ |_|_| //\\ |___| )\_)(_(_)(_) \___>> (_)(_) (____] JRO __________________________________________________________________________ * Popsicle __________________________________________________________________________ * ! _ ! * |/ /\ / /\ / |/ * * _ ! ! |\ / \/ \/ \_ |\ |/ /\ / /\ / |/* ! |\ / \/ \/ \_ |\ ! ! * ! * ! * "Eeekkk!!! That must be my husband!" / ______ /____________ // ___ (__ \ \ // (___) oo ) \ || (_o o_) _\-/_ | |(\ (_\O/_) /) / \ | ||\\//\_/\\//_/ /- -\ \_| || \/(_ _)\/ \ \ / / | _____ ||___/ \_____\_)_(_/__|________ /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ / \ ~~ ~~~ ~~ ~~~ \ \ \ ~~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~ \ \ \ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ______________________________________________ _________________ ||_______| /| || ) ) )|| ___ /(| || ) ) )||(___)|(| || ) ) )|(_____)(| || ) ) )|(_____)(\ || ) ) )|/(___)\// \ || ) ) )/// \\/| \ || ) ) (//_____\(| "Hide out here on the || ) ) )||\-|-/|(| balcony, Don. I know, || ) ) )||| | ||(| I know - it's cold, but ||_)_)_)||| | ||(| I'll only be a minute." ___________||______||/_|_\|/|__________________ |/ % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % ____________________________________________ _____________ "Oh, yes we did __|||______|| order two bottles )|||( ( ( || of champagne. ) )|||( ( ( || Thankyou, very ) )|||( ( ( || much." ) )|||( ( ( || / || ) ) )|||( ( ( || / || ) ) )o|o( ( ( || || ) ) (|||( ( ( || || ) ) )|||( ( ( || || ) ) )|||( ( ( || ||_)_)_)|||(_(_(_|| ___________||______|||______||____________ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ______________________________________________ _________________ ||_______| /| || ) ) )|| ___ /(| || ) ) )||(___)|(| || ) ) )|(_____)(| || ) ) )|(_____)(\ || ) ) )|/(___)\// \ || ) ) )/// \\/| \ || ) ) (//_____\(| "Oh, my! Get back in || ) ) )||\-|-/|(| here, Don. It was only || ) ) )||| | ||(| that champagne we ||_)_)_)||| | ||(| called for." ___________||______||/_|_\|/|__________________ |/ % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % "Don.... Do you think there's much chance it will stay up like that, ___ AFTER it thaws out?" / __) ___ / ( XX (___) / ___________ _\O/_ (_O O_) // / \ (_\o/_) // / /- -| \ //\_/\\ || \ \ . /) \ //(_ _)\\ || \_) // \_)(/ / \(/ ||_____________ | _) /_____\ || | | | | | | ||____________ | | | | | | |\ ____| | |_______| | |____________| \~~~~~~~~~~~~ (_ooO /_|_\ \ \ \ \ __________________________________________________________________________ * Puppy Love __________________________________________________________________________ "You should have known better, Mom, than to tell us to get what we need and get in the car. Now you'll never get Billy to Grandma's! Not without his little 'puppy'....." \ _ \ ____ \\ \ /\ O O \\ \ /\_\ () ' ' "WAAHH!!" \\________.-~\\ ____/ (((( '/ / %%% \\/ ( oo ` / %%oo% /=====/) \O/ ' \ \__%%-/%__| | \\// \\ \ \ // \\ | | \/__|/ jro / / \) (/ | | //\\ / / /___\ | | (_)(_) \_;; ||| \_;; ||| \_)) __________________________________________________________________________ * Safe-chatting __________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________ ________________________ |\ | AIM HIGH | | \ ______ | __ | jro| \ | |fly the \_/__\_/ F117 | | \ | | _______/__\/__\_______ | | | Stealth | "Now this is an | | United States Air Force| educational |[] |________________________| experience!" \ () | / | \ | \\\\ ____ | |\ | | ( oo |\___\ | | \| | \o/ ||___| | \\ | | (/_\)/____\_ | \\| ______|__________________________ |\ ||_____|\__| | \__________\ \ \ | | \ \|__________| \ 888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 _________________________________________________ ________________________ |\ | AIM HIGH | | \ ______ | __ | jro| \ \ | |fly the \_/__\_/ F117 | | \ \()) | | _______/__\/__\_______ | | |oo((| | stealth | | |o/)) | United States Air Force| | |\ |~/) \ ] |________________________| | | \ )|// \ | | \ |/\ | "What are you doing, \\\\ ____ | |\ | |__\ | Marvin?" ( oo |\___\ | | \| | \ | \-/ ||___| | \\ | |\ \ | (/_\)/____\_ | \\| | \_\|__________________________ |\ ||_____|\__| \| \__) | \__________\ \ \ | | \ \|__________| \ jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro jrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojrojro | |jro | | | ________ | | | | |_____ | ))(( | "Oh, just 'chatting' | )))(() |______ on the computer." |((()))) ------- / |((())))\\\\) / ___ |// \\( oo\ | \\ |\\ //(\o//______|__||_________ / (/ \)\\\\/)_ __/__\/|____ /_____\ \\\/_-\//|____|/ /| | | | |""|\/___________/ | | | | |/ || | / |_|_| |___________|/ (_) (_) @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ _____________ "You know you are not supposed to be on _ chat programs! With all those filthy | chat rooms, it isn't safe! Now, you..." ______ | _ \ \ | |fly the \_/_ ((()) 17 | | \ | | _______/__\ ))o o(( __ | | | | stea ))\o/(( | "It's okay, Mom! | | | United Stat / ~v~ \ rce| "I'm practicing | |[] |___________ //(_ _)\\ __| safe chatting!" )| | \\\ /// / | \ | | (/ \) \\\\ ____ | |\ | | | /_____\ ( oo |\___\ | | \| | | | | | \o/ ||___| | \\ | | | | | | (/_\)/____\_ | \\| | jro|___________________|_|_|__ |\ ||_____|\__| \| (_) (_) | \__________\ \ \ | | \ \|__________| \ VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV "??Safe Chatting??" \ \ ? ? ((()) ? ))o o(( ))\o/(( ? / ~v~ \ ? //(_ _)\\ \\\ /// ? (/ \) /_____\ | | | | | | |_|_| jro (_) (_) 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 __________________________________________________ ________________________ jro|\ | AIM HIGH | | \ ______ | __ | | \ | |fly the \_/_ ((()) 17 | | \ | | _______/__\ ))- -(( __ | | | | stea ))\-/(( | "Sure! See, I've | | | United Stat / ~v~ \ rce| put Dad's condoms | |[] |___________ //(_ _)\\ __| on all my fingers." )| | \\\ /// / | | (/ \) \\\\ ____ | |\ | | | /_____\ ( oo |\___\ | | \| | | | | | \o/ ||___| | \\ | | | | | | (/_\)/____\_ | \\| | |___________________|_|_|__ |\ ||_____|\__| \| (_) (_) | \__________\ \ \ | | \ \|__________| \ JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO ORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJ _________________________________________________ ________________________ jro|\ | AIM HIGH | | \ ______ | __ | | \ | |fly the \_/__\_/ F117 | | \ | | _______/__\/__\_______ | | | | Stealth | | | | United States Air Force| | |\ |[] |________________________| | | \ () | | | \ | \\\\ ____ | |\ | | ( oo |\___\ | | \| | \-/ ||___| | \\ | | (/_\)/____\_ | \\| ______|__________________________ |\ ||_____|\__| | \__________\ \ \ | | \ \|__________| \ thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall __________________________________________________________________________ * Zoo __________________________________________________________________________ )))) ((o o (\(:) () /\\ /|| _/__\\_ _oo ()//|| /` \\(/`\/___) ||/ // ____________________ ,/_____\\___(/ || // | --REMEMBER-- | /// (_)\\\ /||// | Please Keep Hands| () ~ ~ ~ ~ () //||/ | Away From Animals| ||-----------------------------||// // | thankyou-City ZOO| ||-----------------------------||/ // ||----------------|| ||-----[galopogos turtle]------|| // ||-----------------------------||// || JRO _______ ||/ "You just take a break, Ma. / _____) All I had to do, was give \ ( - -\ Rebecca her pacifier, and \_\ ^/ Find her something to do." ________/ \~/\__________ / []_/~)________ . _________(~\__[] / ||///` \( \ ) '\\\ || || \ . \ || ((((( || \ . \ || oo ) || \===0==\ || \o/ ||______________( \ \_________|| / \\ ||---------------`\ ) )--------|| |_// || / / / || ||| || JRO / / / || (_(_) || /__/__/ \___)__) _______________________________________________________________________ ]_[ (/--\___ ]_[ (\ __") ^o o^ (/ / \(|) _ZOO_ \"/ (/\ / // \\ |~| (/_// ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ |/| (/ / __________________\ |\| (/\ / | ___ ___ | | | # ________(/_// || | | ||o___/_\/\_____\/\ / \_/ /______ () ||___|____()|___|||__/_\_\_\_____\_\_/_______|____()/|| __________||______________________________________||/|| __________||__________||_||________|_|_____|\|____||/|| __________||__| Please, |_________________________||/|| __________||__|dont feed|||________|/|_____|/|____||/|| __________||______________________________________||/|| || /___\__ |_| |_| || / jro_______||____///( o>____________/_\_____/_\____||/ \__-/ /|@|\ || | | || | | (((( || | | oo ) %%%%% ||_|_|/>\o/ %**%%% |/ \| \\/ \\ \-%%% |\\\| ~|_// /___\\ | | ||| |||"" |___| (_(_) (_(_) (____) "And you call yourself a ZooKeeper! We've had to feed that poor giraffe four hamburgers, just to keep it on it's feet! And now you're tryin' to tell us about 'rules'! Why, if I were bigger......" __________________________________________________________________________ Hunting __________________________________________________________________________ "oh no!" _==_ / ( ) ) ____________ ( "> ( ( ) ( ) ( ) (< )> (____)___) ( ( ) ( ) ) ^^ (________)____) . ' ' `. `' ' . ` '. ` ` KABLAAMM!!! `. '` .'` /\ \\\ / \ / \\\ /\/ \ /\ /\ \\\ /\/\/\ /\ /\_\ / \/{\\\__/ \/ \ / \ / /\\\\ \___ / \/ / /\\(((( \ / \ \ ((((() \ / \ \_\__/____ \/ /\ /\ \ __> / \/ \ \ / /___/____\ | | /\ || || ______/=====\______ / \ ________/ ~~~~ | | |~~~~~~\ /____\ /~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~ | | | ~ ~~\__||____ \~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ | | | ~~ ~ ~~~~~~~~\ /~ ~ ~ ~ ~ |__|__| ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~~\ |||||||||||||||||(_| |_)|||||||||||||||||||| |JRO|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ( ) ) ____________ '. ( ( ) ( ) ( ) '. (____)___) ( ( ) ( ) ) '. (________)____) vv (< )> (xx> ~==~ /\ /\ / \ / \ /\/ \ /\ /\ /\ /\/\/\ /\ /\_\ / \/ \__/ \/ \ _ / \ / \___ / \/ __ (((( \ / \\\ ((((() \ / \\\_\__/_ \/ /\ /\ \/ \ / \/ \ / / \ /___/____\ \ \ |/ /\ || || _____\/=====\______ / \ ________/ ~~~~ | | |\~~~~~\ /____\ /~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~ | | |/ ~ ~~\__||____ \~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ | | | ~~ ~ ~~~~~~~~\ /~ ~ ~ ~ ~ |__|__| ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~~\ |||||||||||||||||(_) (_)|||||||||||||||||||| |JRO|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ( ) ) ____________ ( ( ) ( ) ( ) (____)___) ( ( ) ( ) ) (________)____) /\ /\ / \ / \ /\/ \ /\ /\ /\ /\/\/\ /\ /\_\ / \/ \__/ \/ \___ / \ / "Well, time to go." \/ __ (((( / \ __ \\\ ((((() \ / \\\_\__/_ \/ /\ /\ \/ \ / \/ \ / / \ /___/____\ \ \ |/ /\ || || _____\/=====\______ / \ ________/ ~~~~ | | |\~~~~~\ /____\ /~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~ | | |/ ~ ~~\__||____ \~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ | | | ~~ ~ ~~~~~~~~\ /~ ~ ~ ~ ~ |__|__| ~ vv ~ ~~\ |||||||||||||||||(_) (_)|||||||||||||||||||| |JRO|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| \ \ \_______\ | "\ | "\ | "\_ | " `-.._ | `\ |_______________/ \____/ "POOF! POOF! AAhheeeii!!!!" |||||||||||||||| OO. / ||||||||||||||||||||||| JRO||||||||||||| (o )|||||||||||||||||||||||||| " " \ \ \_______\ | "\ | "\ | "\_ | " `-.._ | `\ !!SQUASH!! ||||||||||_______________/||||||||||||||||||||| JRO||||||\____/||||(XX )||||||||||||||||||||||| ( ) ) ____________ ( ( ) ( ) ( ) (____)___) ( ( ) ( ) ) (________)____) /\ /\ / \ / \ /\/ \ /\ /\ /\ /\/\/\ /\ /\_\ / \/ \__/ \/ \___ / \ / "Yuck!...What was..." \/ __ (((( / \ __ \\\ ((((() \ / \\\_\__/_ \/ /\ /\ \/ \ / \/ \ / / \ /___/____\ \ \ |/ /\ || || _____\/=====\______ / \ ________/ ~~~~ | | |\~~~~~\ /____\ /~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~ | | |/ ~ ~~\__||____ \~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ | | | ~~ ~ ~~~~~~~~\ /~ ~ ~ ~ ~ |__|__| ~ vv ~ ~~\ |||||||||||||||||(_) (_)|||||||||||||||||||| |JRO|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ( ) ) ____________ ( ( ) ( ) ( ) (____)___) ( ( ) ( ) ) (________)____) /\ /\ / \ / \ /\/ \ /\ /\ /\ /\/\/\ /\ /\_\ / \/ \__/ \/ \___ / \ / "Oh, it was that one." \/ __ )))) / \ __ \\\ ((((() \ / \\\_\__/_ \/ /\ /\ \/ \ / \/ \ / / \ /___/____\ \ \ |/ /\ || || _____\/=====\\_____ / \ ________/ ~~~~ | \~~~~~\ /____\ /~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~ | |^\ \ ~ ~~\__||____ \~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ | | / / ~~ ~ ~~~~~~~~\ /~ ~ ~ ~ ~ |__|/__/ ~ vv ~ ~~\ |||||||||||||||||(_) \__)|||||||||||||||||||| |JRO|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ( ) ) ____________ ( ( ) ( ) ( ) (____)___) ( ( ) ( ) ) (________)____) /\ /\ / \ / \ /\/ \ /\ /\ /\ /\/\/\ /\ /\_\ / \/ \__/"I had to do it, you know." / \ / People kept asking me to." \/ __ (((( / \ __ \\\ ((((() \ / \\\_\__/_ \/ /\ /\ \/ \ / \/ \ / / \ /___/____\ \ \ |/ /\ || || _____\/=====\______ / \ ________/ ~~~~ | | |\~~~~~\ /____\ /~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~ | | |/ ~ ~~\__||____ \~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ | | | ~~ ~ ~~~~~~~~\ /~ ~ ~ ~ ~ |__|__| ~ vv ~ ~~\ |||||||||||||||||(_) (_)|||||||||||||||||||| |JRO|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ( ) ) ____________ ( ( ) ( ) ( ) (____)___) ( ( ) ( ) ) (________)____) /\ /\ / \ / \ /\/ \ /\ /\ /\ /\/\/\ /\ /\_\ / \/ \__/ \/ \___ / \ / "Besides....They were dead, already." \/ __ (((( / \ __ \\\ ((((() \ / \\\_\__/_ \/ /\ /\ \/ \ / \/ \ / / \ /___/____\ \ \ |/ /\ || || _____\/=====\______ / \ ________/ ~~~~ | | |\~~~~~\ /____\ /~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~ | | |/ ~ ~~\__||____ \~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ | | | ~~ ~ ~~~~~~~~\ /~ ~ ~ ~ ~ |__|__| ~ vv ~ ~~\ |||||||||||||||||(_) (_)|||||||||||||||||||| |JRO|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| __________________________________________________________________________ James 'n' Dave going on holiday..... __________________________________________________________________________ __ __ / /__ ___ _ ___ ___ / // / _ `/ ' Y -_|_-< \___/\_,_/_/_/_|__/___/ ( )__( ) ___|/ _ \/ / _ X_//_/_ _____ / // / _ `/ |/ / -_) /____/\_,_/|___/\__/ G O I N G O N H O L I D A Y . . By Martin Atkins -------------------------------------------------------- _____________________________________________ | Welcome to Bungle & Mart International | |Airlines flight London to New York. | | ________________________________________| \ | _ \ | / | \_| / | ___________________________________/___|_ __/___| o o o o o o o o o o o A _______ | _-" -________________\ \____________-" \_____\ -------------------------------------------------- __________ ___________ | | | | | ||||| | | ##### | | | o o | | | | o o | | | | > | | | | > | | _|_| \_/ |__|_ _|__| \_/ | \ _ | \___/ | | \___/ \ | | __| |__ | | __| |__ \ | / \ | | / \ We`re | | | | | | | | | | | off | | | | | | | | | | | | Dave! |_| |_____| |__| |__| |_____| |__| / /_| _ |_\ // \\ /_| _ |_\ \ / / / / / // \\ \ \ \ \ \ / / / / / // \\ \ \ \ \ \ /_____| |_| |__//| |\\__| |_|_|_____\ |_____| |_| |__/ | | |__| |_| |_____| | | | | | | | | | | | | ----------------------------------------------------- SOME TIME LATER.... ___ __________ ___________/ /__________ | _____ | | | Ladies and Gentlemen... | | /|||||\ | | | ##### __________________| |(|-U-U-|) | | | o o | | | | > | | | | > | | _|_| -=- |__|_ _|__| -=- |__|_ | \___/ | | \___/ | | __| |__ | | __| |__ | | / \ | | / \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |_| |_____| |__| |__| |_____| |__| / /_| _ |_\ // \\ /_| _ |_\ \ / / / / / // \\ \ \ \ \ \ / / / / / // \\ \ \ \ \ \ /_____| |_| |__//| |\\__| |_|_|_____\ |_____| |_| |__/ | | |__| |_| |_____| | | | | | | | | | | | | -------------------------------------------------------- _____________________________________________ | We regret to inform you that we have lost | |one of our engines and so we will be delayed | |by about 30 minutes..... | | ________________________________________| \ | _ \ | / | \_| / | ___________________________________/___|_ __/___| o o o o o o o o o o o A _______ | _-" -________________\ \____________-" \_____\ -------------------------------------------------------- .---. ' | ' | o---| Tick Tock Tick Tock..... a long time passes... . . '---' -------------------------------------------------------- _____________________________________________ | Sorry for the inconvenience, but we have | |lost another engine and will be delayed a | | further 45 minutes.... | | ________________________________________| \ | _ \ | / | \_| / | ___________________________________/___|_ __/___| o o o o o o o o o o o A _______ | _-" -________________\ \____________-" \_____\ -------------------------------------------------------- __________ _________z_ | | | | | ||||| | | ##### z Z Z Z z | | o o | | | | _ _ | | | | > | | | | > | z| _|_| -_. |__|_ _|__| -_- |__|zz | / \___/ | | \___/ |zzz | / __| |__ | | __| |__ | / / \ | | / \ | / | | | | | | | | | | | I hope | | | | | | | | | | we don`t |_____| |__| |__| |_____| |__| loose the _ |_\ // \\ /_| _ |_\ \ other two... / / // \\ \ \ \ \ \ / // \\ \ \ \ \ \ We`ll be | |__//| |\\__| |_|_|_____\ up here all | |__/ | | |__| |_| |_____| day! | | | | | | | | | __________________________________________________________________________ My dog can talk! __________________________________________________________________________ ||||| | | My dog ///// ( O O ) / can talk! |O )// | > | / < / | \_/ | / |/ | \___/ \__/ ___| |____ || / \_/ \ / \ | \ | | |_| ||_| | || | | | || | |\_|_|| | |_|_______||_| \_____/ | /_| ||_\ |____| | ___ | \ |_/ || | | | | \ |____| |__| |__| \ | | || || \/|_|\ ( ( _||_ _||_ | o_o | _|_| _| | | |_ \/_\/ /___| |____| |____| /_____\ | | | | |_| |_| ------------------------------------------------------------ ||||| | | ///// ( O O ) |O )// | > | < / | \_/ | |o | \___/ \__/ ___| |____ || \ / \_/ \ / \ \ | \ | | \ |_| ||_| | || | \ | | || | | || | Yeah Right! |_|_______||_| | || | ------------------------------------------------------------ ||||| | | I`ll ///// ( O O ) / prove it! |O )// | > | / < / | O | / |* | \___/ \__/ ___| |____ || / \_/ \ / \ | \ | | |_| ||_| | || | | | || | |\_|_|| | |_|_______||_| \_____/ | /_| ||_\ |____| ------------------------------------------------------------ ||||| | | ///// ( O O ) |O )// | > | < / | o | |/ | \___/ \__/ ___| |____ || \ / \_/ \ / \ \ | \ | | \ |_| ||_| | || | \ | | || | |\_|_|| | Go on then! |_|_______||_| \_____/ | ------------------------------------------------------------ ||||| | | OK, Rover, ///// ( o o ) /what`s all |o )// | > | / over that < / | \_/ | / tree? |- | \___/ \__/ ___| |____ || / \_/ \ / \ | \ | | |_| ||_| | || | | | || | |\_|_|| | |_|_______||_| \_____/ | /_| ||_\ |____| | ___ | \ |_/ || | | | | \ |____| |__| |__| \ | | || || \/|_|\ ( ( _||_ _||_ | o_o | _|_| _| | | |_ \/_\/ /___| |____| |____| /_____\ | | | | |_| |_| ------------------------------------------------------------ /_| ||_\ |____| | ___ | \ |_/ || | | | | \ |____| |__| |__| \ | | || || \/|_|\ ( ( _||_ _||_ | o_o | _|_| _| | | |_ \/_\/ /___| |____| |____| /_____\\ | | | | \_________ |_| |_| |__Bark!__| ------------------------------------------------------------ ||||| | | What`s it ///// ( O O ) /feel like? |O )// | > | / < / | \_/ | / |-- | \___/ \__/ ___| |____ || / \_/ \ / \ | \ | | |_| ||_| | || | | | || | |\_|_|| | ------------------------------------------------------------ /_| ||_\ |____| | ___ | \ |_/ || | | | | \ |____| |__| |__| \ | | || || \/|_|\ ( ( _||_ _||_ | o_o | _|_| _| | | |_ \/_\/ /___| |____| |____| /_____\\ | | | | \_______ |_| |_| |_Ruff!_| ------------------------------------------------------------ ||||| | | What`s on ///// ( O O ) / top of |O )// | > | / that < / | \_/ | / building? |/ | \___/ \__/ ___| |____ || / \_/ \ / \ | \ | | |_| ||_| | || | | | || | |\_|_|| | |_|_______||_| \_____/ | ------------------------------------------------------------ | | | | \ |____| |__| |__| \ | | || || \/|_|\ ( ( _||_ _||_ | o_o | _|_| _| | | |_ \/_\/ /___| |____| |____| /_____\\ | | | | \_______ |_| |_| |_Roof!_| ------------------------------------------------------------ ||||| | | There you ///// ( O O ) / go! |O )// | > | / < / | \_/ | / |/ | \___/ \__/ ___| |____ || \ / \_/ \ / \ \ | \ | | \ |_| ||_| | || | \ Ha Ha! Very Funny! | | || | |\_|_|| | |_|_______||_| \_____/ | /_| ||_\ |____| | ___ | \ |_/ || | | | | \ |____| |__| |__| \ | | || || \/|_|\ ( ( _||_ _||_ | o_o | _|_| _| | | |_ \/_\/ /___| |____| |____| /_____\ | | | | |_| |_| ------------------------------------------------------------ /_| ||_\ |____| | ___ | \ |_/ || | | | | \ |____| |__| |__| \ | | || || \/|_|\ ( ( _||_ _||_ | o_o | _|_| _| | | |_ \/_\/ /___| |____| |____| /_____\\ | | | | \_________________________ |_| |_| |_What`s wrong with that?_| __________________________________________________________________________ One Day at a Rock Concert __________________________________________________________________________ "!!!ROCK IT, MAN!!! !!!GO, MAN, GO!!!" _____ \ /\| | | | \ / /|_|_|_| \ \ | ( ( ) ) ( ) ) \_______/ ( ( ( ( ) ) ) ) /______/ ( ( )) ) ( ) ( ( ) / / ( (__.-.___.-.__) ) / / /---._.---._.---\ / / \|| '/ ' ||/ / / ||| (_ ||| / / || ///\\\ ||\______/ / ___/ ||||\__/|||||/ / / \ |||||||| / / / \ |||||| / _____/ jro rocknrollrocknrollrocknrollrocknrollrocknrollrocknroll rocknrollrocknrollrocknrollrocknrollrocknrollrocknroll "!!!RIGHT ON MAN!!! KEEP PLAYIN' IT, MAN!!! HEAVV-EE!!! KEEP IT HEAVY, MAN!!! KEEP IT HEAVY!!!" \ _____ \ | | | |/\ \ |_|_|_|\ \ \ | / \_______/ ( ( ) ) ( ) ) \______\ ( ( ( ( ) ) ) ) \ \ ( ( )) ) ( ) ( ( ) \ \ ( (__.-.___.-.__) ) \ \ /---._.---._.--- \ \ \ \|| ' \' ||/ \ \ ||| _) ||| \ \ ||||///\\\|||| \ \_____/ ||||\__/||||\___ \ \ |||||||||| / \ \ \ |||||| / \ \_____ jro rollnrockrollnrockrollnrockrollnrockrollnrockrollnrock rollnrockrollnrockrollnrockrollnrockrollnrockrollnrock "!!!THAT'S IT, MAN!!! KEEP THROWING THAT HEAVY SHIT AT ME!!! THAT HEAVY SHIT!!!" _____ \ /\| | | | \ / /|_|_|_| \ \ | ( ( ) ) ( ) ) \_______/ ( ( ( ( ) ) ) ) /______/ ( ( )) ) ( ) ( ( ) / / ( (__.-.___.-.__) ) / / / ---._.---._.---\ / / \|| '/ ' ||/ / / ||| (_ ||| / / || ///\\\ ||\______/ / ___/ ||||\__/|||||/ / / \ |||||||| / / / \ |||||| / _____/ jro JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO \ / \ \/ \ | __ \ / \ \ | / / \ \/ \ \ | / / \ \ / \______ / / | \/\/ \ \ ) ) (/) ) | _?_ \ / \(o) \ ( )/ ) ) ) \ | \/ \ () \ (/ /) ( ( ) \ \ / \ \\ \__/.-.__) ) \ (o) \/ \ \\ \/-._.--- / \ (o) \ / \ \\ \ =========== \ \/ // \\ \ ||| \ \ // // \||||\_____ \ \/ (_) /||||/ \ \ /||\ / \ \ \ /|| \ \ \ / \ \ \ \ / / ! \ \__________/ / ! \ ! / ! * / \ _____ / \\ /\ // || || //\\ /\ // // \\ / \\//\\// ||===|| //==\\ //\\// || ___ \/ \/ * || || // \\ // \/ \\___// \ / | / ! ! * / \ jro | / * | / | ! \ THATSALLTHATSALLTHATSALLTHATSALLTHATSALLTHATSALLTHATSALL THATSALLTHATSALLTHATSALLTHATSALLTHATSALLTHATSALLTHATSALL Jonathon R. Oglesbee __________________________________________________________________________ Pop N. Fresh __________________________________________________________________________ .=~~~~~~~=. Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh {:.. } died Wednesday of a severe yeast infection. \::._:._.:. / He was 71. He was buried on Friday in one `~| O |~` of the biggest funerals in years. .'`~~~~~~~`'. Dozens of celebrities turned out including / o o \ Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, : )(_)( ; Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker and the \ '.___.' / Hostess Twinkies. `.,__`=' _,.' /__\V/__\ The gravesite was piled high with flours, /\\ as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered / / \ the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who jgs \/`\/ "never knew he was kneaded". Mr. Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a smart cookie, and wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model to millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They had two children and one in the oven. __________________________________________________________________________ Recipe For A Happy Life __________________________________________________________________________ _ _ * R E C I P E F O R A H A P P Y L I F E * _ _ ( \/ ) ( \/ ) \ / | /) \ / \/ ---> TAKE | /_ WHOLE MONTHS, <--- \/ CLEAN THEM THOROUGHLY OF ALL BITTERNESS, RUMORS, HATE, AND JEALOUSY; IN OTHER WORDS, MAKE THEM AS FRESH AND AS CLEAN AS POSSIBLE. ____________ _____________ (____________;=============\ `^^^^^^^^^^^^` NOW CUT EACH MONTH INTO 28, 30, OR 31 DIFFERENT PARTS-- BUT DON'T MAKE UP THE WHOLE BATCH AT ONCE... INSTEAD PREPARE IT ***ONE DAY*** AT A TIME. MIX WELL EACH DAY: .-. .-----------------. (( )) ONE PART OF FAITH, :._________________.: \ / | | | ONE OF PATIENCE, | | | | | | ONE OF COURAGE, \ / | `._____________.' | ONE OF WORK, ADD ONE PART EACH OF HOPE, FAITHFULNESS, GENEROSITY, AND KINDNESS; __ (__) BLEND WITH: .:::. || .:::. [| G | || ONE PART PRAYER, [| | .:::. | D | #-/__\ | P | [| | `---' | | ONE PART MEDITATION, `---' | M | | | `---' (@)(@) AND ONE GOOD DEED. ` ' SEASON THE WHOLE WITH A DASH OF GOOD SPIRIT, A SPRINKLE OF FUN, A PINCH OF PLAY, AND A CUPFUL OF GOOD HUMOR. ._ _____,_ POUR ALL OF THIS INTO A VESSEL OF LOVE. \` =|D) T =|^ COOK THOROUGHLY OVER RADIANT JOY `-----' ( ) GARNISH WITH SMILES ____________.---(----. `----------|`--------'| AND SERVE WITH QUIETNESS, | | | | UNSELFISHNESS, AND CHEERFULNESS `--------' AND YOU ARE BOUND TO HAVE A HAPPY LIFE. (artwork by joan stark) ~ Proverbs 3:6 ~ __________________________________________________________________________ Sub-terfuge __________________________________________________________________________ jro ~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~ ~~~~~ /\/\__ ~~~_~ _ ~~~~_~ ~~~ ~~ ()()_ \~~~ / \ ~~/ \~ / \~~~ /\~ /oo/ \ \__/ _ \__/ _ \__/ _ \__/ / ~~ \_/~~ \_____/ \____/ \____/ \____/ ~~ _~~~~ ~~~ ~~ ~~~ ____| |______/>~~ ~~ ~~ ~~~ (_____________}X ~~~~ ~ ~~~ ~~ \> ~ ~~ ~~~~ ~ ~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~ ~ ~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~ ~ ~ ~~ ...and the next time one of you jokers in sonar reports a "sea monster", I'm not going to go so easy on you! Do I make myself clear? __________________________________________________________________________ The Legend of El Capitan (by Chevalier) __________________________________________________________________________ Brought to Asar by The Tygers Long long ago there lived in the valley of Ahwahnee two bear cubs. One hot day, they slipped away from their ____ mother and went down to the river for a swim. When they __ _/ \_ __ came out of the water, they were so tired that they lay | \/ \/ | down to rest on an immense, flat boulder and fell fast | \ / | asleep. While they slumbered, the huge rock began to rise \_/ _ _ \_/ slowly until, at length, it towered in the blue sky far | /_\ /_\ | above the treetops, and wooly white clouds fell over the | \_/\__/\_/ | sleeping cubs like coverlets. | \/ | _ | \__/\__/ | __/~~\-''- _ | The distracted mother bear searched \_ _/ __- - { \ in vain for her two cubs and \____/ / \ although she questioned every animal / ;o o } in the valley, no one could give her a clue | ; about what happened to them. At last To-tah-kan, ' the sharp-eyed crane, discovered them still \_ (..) asleep on top of the great rock. Then the mother ''-_ _ _ / bear became more anxious than ever, lest her cubs / should awaken and be so frightened that they would / jump off and be killed. ( )( )_______ All the other animals in the valley felt sorry /00 \ _ for the mother bear and promised to help rescue O_\\--mm---mm /_______) the cubs. Gathering together, each attempted to __ climb the great rock, but it was as slippery as ,-'' `-. glass, and their feet could not hold on. The little field /\\` _\ , mouse climbed two feet and became frightened; the rat |\\ (_\/| lost hold and fell backwards after three feet; the fox ` / /-'o `-. went a bit higher, but it was no use. The larger | / --' animals could not do much better, although they tried | ( (_/( /_, so hard that to this day, the scratches made by their /' /\_,-'|`-'/ feet can still be seen at the base of the rock. | |_.--._|/-' ____ | | , /)` When all had / o \ __ \\_| ,) || given up, along <____ \ / \ _ `--\ |_// came the tiny | | | __ | / \ /^| |' |__, inch worm. ______|_____|_____|__||__|___|_____|___/_/_ /|\ ` "I believe I can climb up to the top and bring the cubs down," it courageously announced. The other animals all sneered and made sport of this boast from one of the most insignificant of their number, but the inch worm paid no attention to (_)(_) their insults and immediately began the dangerous climb. / \ "Too-tak, too-tak, To-takan-oo-lah," it chanted, and / | its feet clung even to that polished surface. / \ * | Higher and higher it went until the ________ / /\__/ animals below began to realize _ / \ / / /^\/^\ that the inch worm was not / \ / ____ \_/ / _|__| O| stupid after all. //\ \ / / \ / /~ \_/ \ V \ \/ / \ / |__________/ \ Halfway up the large rock \___/ \_____/ \_______ \ stuck out, and the `\ \ inch \ worm Continuing to chant its song,the | | clung at a \ frightened inch worm managed / / dizzying \ to twist its body and to take a / / height only by \\ zig-zag course, which made the / / its front feet. \ \ climb a lot longer, but much / / \ \ safer. Weak and exhausted, / / _----_ \ \ it reached the top of the / / _-~ ~-_ | | great rock at last, awakened ( ( _-~ _--_ ~-_ _/ | the cubs, and miraculously \ ~-____-~ _-~ ~-_ ~-~ / guided them safely down to their ~-_ _-~ ~-_ _-~ anxious mother. All the animals ~--______-~ ~-_-~ were overjoyed with the return of the cubs, and loudly sang the praises of the inch worm. As a token of honor the animals decided to name the great rock To-tokan-oo-lah after the inch worm. __________________________________________________________________________ The Lion & the Mosquito (by Chevalier) __________________________________________________________________________ Once upon a time . . . a tiny mosquito started to buzz round a lion he met. "Go away!" grumbled the sleepy lion, smacking his own cheek in an attempt to drive the insect away. @|\@@ "Why should I? demanded the mosquito. "You're king of the - @@@@ jungle, not of the air! I'll fly wherever I want and land /7 @@@@ wherever I please." And so saying, he tickled the lion's / @@@@@@ ear. In the hope of crushing the insect, the \-' @@@@@@@@`-______________ lion boxed his own ears, but the mosquito -@@@@@@@@@ / \ slipped away from the now dazed lion. @/@@@@ / \ _______/ /_ _____| |__________- /,__________/ `-.___/,_____________----------_) "I don't feel it any more. Either it's \ / squashed or it's gone away, said the oVo lion to himself." But at that very moment, \___XXX___/ the irritating buzz began again, __XXXXX__ and the mosquito flew into the lion's nose. /__XXXXX__\ Wild with rage, the lion leapt to his hind / XXX \ legs and started to rain punches on his own V nose. But the insect, safe inside, refused to budge. With a swollen nose and watery eyes, the lion gave a terrific sneeze, blasting the mosquito out. Angry at being dislodged so abruptly, the mosquito returned to the attack: BUZZ . . . BUZZZ! . . . it whizzed round the lion's head. - - - - -- - - - - - _ - - - - - - - - =- - =- = - = - =- = _.----~~~~~~-----..__ = =- -=- - = = -=-- =#-= =-# - == ##= -__..------~~~~- .._ ~~-. #== -#- = =- ##=-= =# #===#==___.--.--~~~~ --~~~~---~ __ ~~----.__ ~~~~~~~---...._____#=== ##(~~~~_..----~ ~~--=< O >- .----. -< O >=--~~ .. .)#=#= ###~-..__..-- .. ___-----_...__-----___ _. ~-=___..-~###### ##==#===#==` _ .. ( " :_.}{._; " " ) _- '==#=##=====#= =#-==-== =# \ ~~- ` " " __###__ "" ' -~ .'==-=#===#- -= -= == -= -= `-._ ~-. _`--~~~VvvvvVV~~---'_ ~.. _. #= = = ==# = -== - = - == -. `~##\( )/###~' . _.~ -=- = -= -=- = - -= - - - - `.###\# { #/####.' _-~ - = - - - - - - - - -_ -#### ! #####- .. - - - - -._ ~.### } ###-~ ___.-~ Large and tough as the ~- \## / " ##.~ /~ At the sound of his lion was, he could not rid \ |### " ###' / terrible voice, all the forest himself of his tiny tormen- \`/\#######/\' ; creatures fled in fear, but ter. This made him angrier ~-.^^^^^^^ .-~ paying no heed to the exhausted still, and he roared fiercely. ~~~~~~~~ lion, the mosquito said triumphantly: "There you are, King of the jungle! Foiled by a tiny mosquito like me!" And highly delighted with his victory, off he buzzed. But he did not notice a spider's web hanging close by, and soon he was turning and twisting, trying to escape from the trap set by the spider. /\ \ / /\ "Bah! said the spider in disgust, as he //\\ .. //\\ ate it. Another tiny mosquito. Not much //\(( ))/\\ to get excited about, but better then / < `' > \ nothing. I was hoping for something more substential..." __________________________________________________________________________ The Unicorn & The White Doe (by Chevalier) __________________________________________________________________________ Poetry by Robert Grave <<<<>>>>>> .----------------------------. _>><<<<>>>>>>>>> / _____________) \|/ \<<<<< < >>>>>>>>> / _______________) -------*--===<=<< <<<<<<<>/ _______________) /|\ << @ _/ <<<<>>/ ________) ____ | | | / \ \ \/ \\_ / / > ) \_| / / / / _// _// Unicorn with bursting heart /_| /_| Breath of love has drawn: / On his desolate crags apart, __ // At rumor of dawn, -\= \=\ // --=_\=---//=-- Has blared aloud his pride -_==/ \/ //\/-- This long age mute, ==/ /O O\==-- Lurched his horn from side to side, _ _ _ _ /_/ \ ] /-- Lunged with his foot. /\ ( (- \ / ] ] ]==- (\ _\_\_\-\__/ \ (,_,)-- `Like a storm of sand I run (\_/ \ \- Breaking the desert's boundaries, \/ / ( ( \ ] /) I go in hiding from the sun / ( \ \_ \./ ) In thick shade of trees. ( \ \ ) \ ( /\_ _ _ _ /---/ /\_ \ `Straight was the track I took \ / \ / ____/ / \ \ Across the plains, but here with briar ( / ) / / /__ ) ( ) And mire the tangled alleys crook, ( ) / __/ '---` / / Baulking desire. \ / \ \ _/ / ] ] )_\_ /__\/ `O there, what glinted white? /_\ ]___\ (A bough still shakes.) (___) /\/ What was it darted from my sight __----_ / / Through the forest brakes? --~~ ,T=_ /\/ _-_ ,'/| `-. /\ / / `Where are you fled from me? -~ / /' | `V |/\/ I pursue, you fade; ( ( | \Y/ / I run, you hide from me , \_|/~ ~-_ \ / In the dark glade. >' ~=__ Y , / `-_ ,~= `Towering high the trees grow, / / \'*~) `. The grass grows thick. / { `=' `\ Where you are I do not know, , /| \ You run so quick.' / { \ . `\ } /~=`-_ ,. (~) ( / T~~T-=-_ \`\_ ~ / Robert Graves } \ / ~-_ \__~~/~ | Y ~~--~~ | \ __________________________________________________________________________ Welcome to the Neighborhood __________________________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ | | | | | | | | | | [ ] ______________ [ ] | | ____ | | | | \ | | ____ || | | | ________ | / | | || || | | | | | | "!DING.. | | || || | | | |________| | ..DONG!" | | || __|| | | | ( ) | / \ | | ||___ || | | | ___(() ()) |{o} | | || || | | | | ()_() /( | | || || | | | |___/() ()\// ///\ | | || __|| | | | //) (\/| //\\//\\ | | ||___ | | | __\\|___| | ///\\\ | | | | | | )//- -\ | ////\\\\ | | | | | |____|_|_| | ////\\\\ | | ______| |____________|_______| | |__|___/////\\\__| |________ | | / W E L |_|_| E\ \\\ /// | | | | /________/_|_\___\ /// \\\ | | ______|_|_______________________________(_)__(_)__|_|________ @ /__________________\ @ ________@_\|/@_____|__________________|__@\|/_@______________ jro \|/ \|/ /____________________\\|/ \|/ |____________________| DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG ______________________ |\ | \ | \ | \ " ? " | |\ \ \ | | \ \ \ _____ | | \ \ ( __) | | \ | ( ( oo | | || ( ) -/ | | || (_/\ ( | | || / /~~\ | (} || \ \ ) ) | | || \ \ / | | || / \ \\ | | || / ( \\ | | || ______ / /// \____| | || /__________\ \ | || / /\ \ \| || / / \ \ \\ || /_/ \_\ \\ || //\_> //\_> \\ || \\|| \ | \| ????????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????????????????? _____ "Why hello! What a lovely | _ young girl, and such a big, | | cute dog you have, dear!" | | / | | ____ / | | | | ( ) | | | | ( ) _| | | | ( ) / ) | | | /\(__)/\/ /| | | | / / \ / | | | | \ \ /\/ | | | | \ | | (|) | | | / \ | | | | / \ | | | | / \ | | | | /__________\ | | | | | | | | | |___|_____| | |____| |___ |_|_| | / //\//\_> | / JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO ORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJ "Thankyou, ma'am. I'm Sally, but everyone calls me Cookie, and this is my doggy, Porky. We just wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood." | \ | \ | | \ ___ | | "How sweet!" | | (,,,) ____| / | | (/o o\) ( ) / | | () o ()( ) | | //\\\ /\\_//\ ( ) | |//o o\\ //) (\/\(__)/\ | |/=(o)=\ \\|___|/ / \ \ | |///U\\\ )// \\ \ / / | |\\\\/// |_|_| \ | | / | |/// \\\ | | | / \ | |\\\ /// |_|_| / \ |___|(_)_(_)___/_|_\/ \ / /__________\ / | | | / | | | / |_|_| <_/\\/\\ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ______________________ "Thankyou for the welcome, dear. _____ _______________________ Do they call you Cookie because _____ | | you like cookies a lot?" | | | | | | [ ] _______ / ____ [ ] | | ____ | | | (___) | | ____ || | | | ( o o ) "Oh yes, ma'am!" | | || || | | | (\ o /) / | | || || | | | /\\ //\__ / | | || __|| | | | / / ~ ( ) | | | ||___ || | | | \ ( (() ()) |{o} | | || || | | | \ \ ()_() | | | || || | | | (_/ /() ()\ | ///\ | | || __|| | | | / //) (\\| //\\//\\ | | ||___ | | | /__\\|___|//| ///\\\ | | | | | | )//- -\\(| ////\\\\ | | | | | |_| |_|_| | ////\\\\ | | ______| |____________|__<_/\\| | |__|___/////\\\__| |________ | | / W E L |_|_| E\ \\\ /// | | | | /________/_|_\___\ /// \\\ | | ______|_|_______________________________(_)__(_)__|_|________ @ /__________________\ @ ________@_\|/@_____|__________________|__@\|/_@______________ jro \|/ \|/ /____________________\\|/ \|/ |____________________| !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ______________________ "And do you call your fuzzy doggy _____ _______________________ Porky, because he likes to eat ham _____ | | or bacon a lot?" | | | | | | [ ] _______ / ____ [ ] | | ____ | | | (___) | | ____ || | | | ( o o ) "Oh no, ma'am!" | | || || | | | (\ o /) / | | || || | | | /\\ //\__ / | | || __|| | | | / / ~ ( ) | | | ||___ || | | | \ ( (() ()) |{o} | | || || | | | \ \ ()_() | | | || || | | | (_/ /() ()\ | ///\ | | || __|| | | | / //) (\\| //\\//\\ | | ||___ | | | /__\\|___|//| ///\\\ | | | | | | )//- -\\(| ////\\\\ | | | | | |_| |_|_| | ////\\\\ | | ______| |____________|__<_/\\| | |__|___/////\\\__| |________ | | / W E L |_|_| E\ \\\ /// | | | | /________/_|_\___\ /// \\\ | | ______|_|_______________________________(_)__(_)__|_|________ @ /__________________\ @ ________@_\|/@_____|__________________|__@\|/_@______________ jro \|/ \|/ /____________________\\|/ \|/ |____________________| JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO ORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJORJ "We call him Porky, because when we go out to Grandpa's farm, he likes to fuck the pigs." | \ | \ | | \ | \ | | \ ___ | | | | (,,,) ____ | | (/o o\) ( ) | | () o ()( ) | | //\\\ /\\_//\ ( ) | |//o o\\ //) (\/\(__)/\ | |/=(o)=\ \\|___|/ / \ \ | |///U\\\ )// \\ \ / / | |\\\\/// |_|_| \ | | / | |/// \\\ | | | / \ | |\\\ /// |_|_| / \ |___|(_)_(_)___/_|_\/ \ / /__________\ / | | | / | | | / |_|_| / JRO <_/\\/\\ thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall __________________________________________________________________________ Winnie the Pooh & Company __________________________________________________________________________ _ Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie _( )_ A fly can't bird, but a bird can fly. ( (o___ Ask me a riddle, and I reply: | _ 7 `Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie.' \ (") / \ \ Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie ( ) ) A fish can't whistle and neither can I. | \ __/ Ask me a riddle, and I reply: | | `Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie.' ( / \ / Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie ) /(_ Why does a chicken, I don't know why. | (___) Ask me a riddle, and I reply: \___) `Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie.' ascii'sd by kurt scaletta (kscale31@maine.bitnet) and of course the poem is by A.A. Milne, drawing is based on ones by Ernest H. Shepard. -------------------------------------------------------------------- _ The Piglet was sitting on the ground at _<_\_ at the door of his house blowing happily <_ \__ at a dandelion and wondering whether it | ' /' """. would be this year, next year, sometime \___/ * " or never. He had just discovered it would /===\ / "" be never, and was trying to remember what |=||==|==D "_it_" was and hoping it wasn't anything |= \D=| | nice.... \===/ | " " \\O\\O " " ascii'd by kurt scaletta (kscale31@maine.edu) " " " words by A.A. milne, picture is based on one " " by Ernest H. Shepard. -------------------------------------------------------------------- _ _( )_ _ ( (o___ _<_\_ | _ 7 "We've come to wish you a Very <_ \__ \ (") Happy Thursday," said Pooh. | ' /' """. / \ \ \___/ * " ( ) ) /+++\ / "" | \ __/ |.||..|==D | | |..\D.| | ( / \+++/ | " \ / " \\O\\O " " ) /(_ " " " " " | (___) " " \___) " " " " " " " " /\ /| "Why, what's going to happen on |||| | Thursday?" asked Rabbit, and when ________ |||| | Pooh had explained, and Rabbit, / \ \ | \ whose life was made up of / _ \/ @ @ Important Things, said, "Oh, I / \ =>X<= thought you'd really come about /| | / something," \| /________| |_ \________\ \___\ they sat down for a little... /\ /| _ |||| | _( )_ |||| | ( (o___ \ | \ _ | _ 7 _ _ / @ @ _<_/_ \ (") / \ =>X<= __/ _> / \ \ /| | / '\ ' | ( ) ) " \| /__| | \___/ | \ __/ \_____\ \__\ /+++\ " | | " o=|..|..| " ( / _ " " | o/..| " " | __) / ) " 0==|+++++| \_ _ __ _/ " " 0======/ " " " " " and by-and-by Pooh and Piglet went on again. The wind was behind them now, so they didn't have to shout. "Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully "Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever." "And he has Brain." "Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has a Brain." There was a long silence. "I suppose," said Pooh, " that that's why he never understands anything." -- Winnie the Pooh >>> Pictures mainly from Kurt Scaletta <<< ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- .-~~~-. , ,,, , .- ~ ~-( )_ _ , ' ', / ~ -. / \ | ', / \ \ .' | | ~- ._ ,. ,.,.,., ,.. -~ | | ' ' \ / \ / ' , , ' ' = ' | | | | ,*' _ | _( )_ (")_| ( (c.., (") Pooh Bear floated gracefully up | _; \ \ into the sky and stayed there \ ,'_ ) ) / (_ _ ,/ ,*' / \ | \ ,*' - level with the top | )_,'\ of the tree and | |__,/ about twenty feet , , ; ,.,./ ,-. away from it. ( ( ) ', ', `- ,/ ( ( ) ) ' ' '----' ,*' , ( ( ) ' ( ( ) / ) ,*' ( ( \\ ) , ,*' ( | // ) | | The bees were still buzzing | | as suspiciously as ever. | | | | ,*' ``'------- ,*' - Winnie-The-Pooh -cfbd- ------------------------------------------------------------------------ " Many happy returns of Eeyore's birthday," said Pooh. /|__/| /` /` " I'm giving him a Useful Pot (o)-(o)' | to Keep Things in..." ( ' ) / ____ | _ / ^ ^ \ \ ._ __( )___ _ / ^ ^ ^ | | ~-._ ( o / ) | ^ ^ ^ ^ | | I | | /| ^ ^ ^ ^ | | I | / W| ^ ^ ^ | | I \ / | ^ ^ ^ ^ W I / \ _____ \ ^ ^ ^ | ._ I / /^\ (_____) \ ___ _/ ~-._I ! | | / ::::: \ I-.MM MM _.-I ! | | ! ::: ! I ~-._ _.-~ I ! | |_!___::: ! I ~-I-~ I ! \________)____/ I-._ I _.-I ! | I ~-._ I _.-~ I \ _ / I ~-I-~ I \ / / I \ | / I -cfbd- | | / I | | |__ (___(_____) " Is this it ? " said Owl. " Somebody has been keeping honey in it." ------------------------------------------------------------------------ _ __( )_ While Eeyore frets ... ( (o____ and Piglet hesitates ... | | and Rabbit calculates ... | (__/ and Owl pontificates \ / ___ / \ \___/ ...Pooh just is. / ^ / \ | | |__|_HUNNY | | \______)____/ pooh@pooh.corner \ / ------------------------ \ /_ (dennis@eng.utoledo.edu) | ( __) (____) _______________________________________________________________________ " I am NOT Roo, " said Piglet loudly. " I am Piglet ! " |\ _, \_|/ | .' `\/ _o o` | ()` ; __ `--' / \_`\ `.___/ \ \ /=====\ \ |=====/`\ `|=====| | |=====| | |=====\_\ \======/ /`--/^`\ jgs \ |\ | (___(___) ,===, ,, ,==, ,, ,===,,====, ||__))||// __ || ||__ || || ||\\ |||| || || '' '' '===''===''===' '' _______________________________________________________________________ " Help, help ! " cried Piglet, " a Heffalump, a Horrible Heffalump ! " .,,,''''''',, .,,,/ ,~~~\. /~~~\ \ \ / __/ / \_'''',,,/ )) )) \_O--/ | \ __ ",, // // | / \_ / @) ''//_ // | ',,,/ ~~ // ~~__ | ) ( __// ---___ _/OO \ ) / ) ( ,,,, (_Q '''----_______,_/ \ |--.-- #| |,,,/\_ ~~\/ \____________#| / \_ ''\___ / / _/ / ~~\ __ \ -cfbd- /__/ #|__/ |## |## ~~ _______________________________________________________________________ " We can't all, and some of us don't. That's all there is to it. " -- Eeyore Eeyore, the old grey donkey, stood by the side of the stream, and looked at himself in the water. ,,"""',,;;''''''''' '';, "Pathetic," he said. ,', '',, ,' ,' \ \\ "That's what it is. ,''' @ ) \ ) _ ) ll | / / :;;,,,,;;''( | ) ll Pathetic." \__| ( | ) ( | ) ll (_/\_) (_(__/ /\ |\#/ \|/ \\||// \#/ \\\||/ -cfbd- ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ - Winnie-the-Pooh -------------------------------------------------------------------- Sometimes he thought __------------_ _ which?" -- sadly to himself, _- \ \ and sometimes "Why?" and sometimes - \ ||| he didn't he thought "Where- //: | | | || quite know fore?" and some- //v:v \ \ ) __( | || what he times he thought, || : | | |----- | | | || _was_ think- "Inasmuch as /_/|:__-\_\_) (_(_ _/ MM ing about. ascii'd by kurt scaletta (kscale31@maine.bitnet) words by a.a. milne, picture based on one by e.h. shepard _______________________________________________________________________ Nobody seemed to know where they came from, but there they were in the Forest: Kanga and Baby Roo. _-_ /~~ ~~\ |\ |\ /~~ ~~\ ()__() _-_ } \o o / /~~ ~~\ -_ / _-_ () / /~~ ~~\ // ~~ /~~ ~ (^) \ { }| /~~ \ \ \ _- -_ / | { \ \ ~~ \\ // ~~ \\ \ _- _ _ | \ | | ~~ \\ // ' _ _/ ) ~- _ | | | | '/,_ _ _/ ~ , // \\ | | / /)/) ', // \\ ( (ø.ø) _ _', \ __) (__ / } '- - - - - - - - - - -, \ { ,- - - - - - - - ' ' ' ' \ > / #----x---x--x----# .--- \ ' / --x---x---#---x---x--x--x---x---#-- # # "----~ ~ / / # # #---x---x--x--x--#---x- (_/ x---x---x----#---x---x--x--x---x---#--- # # " # -cfbd- # #----x--x--x--x--#--x---x---x----x----x---x---#---x---x--x--x---x---#--- #/ \|/ \\||// \#/ \\\||/ \||/// \\#|// \\\\\|||/// \|/#\|/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Baby Roo was practising very small jumps in the sand and falling down mouse-holes and climbing out of them... _-_ " Look at me jumping," squeaked Roo, /~~ ~~\ and fell into another mouse-hole. /~~ ~~\ _-_ _-_ } /~~ ~~\ - Winnie-the-Pooh /~~ ~~\ -_ / /~~ ~~\ /~~ ~~\ // ~~ { { }| \ _- -_ / \ _- -_ / | ~~ \\ // ~~ ~~ \\ // ~~ \\ | | | | | | | | // \\ /)/) // \\ (ø.ø) / \|/ \\||// \#/ \ ( /> \\#|// \\\\\|||/// \|/ \|| --------------------- __/ _\ // _-------------------------------- . . . . . : '~( '~ )// - . . . ()()_____ . . . . . : _\ '}/ - . /** ) _ . . . : "--~(/ : . . . O_\\-m--m-/____) -cfbd- . : .....".. : . . . __ __-- __ _-- _-- _-- _-- _-- __ _-- _ __-- _-- _-- _-- _-- _-- _-- _______________________________________________________________________ __ _-==-=_,-. /--`' \_@-@.--< `--'\ \ <___/. The wonderful thing about Tiggers, \ \\ " / is Tiggers are wonderful things. >=\\_/`< Their tops are made out of rubber, ____ /= | \_/ their bottoms are made out of springs. _' `\ _/=== \__/ They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, `___/ //\./=/~\====\ Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun. \ // / | ===: But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is, | ._/_,__|_ ==: __ I'm the only one. \/ \\ \\`--| / \\ | _ \\: /==:-\ `.__' `-____/ |--|==: \ \ ===\ :==:`-' _> \ ===\ /==/ /==\ | ===\__/--/ <=== \ / ====\ \\/ _`-- \/ === \/--' | \ ==== | -`------/`--' / \___-' ------------------------------------------------------------------------ __ _-==-=_,-. /--`' \_@-@.--< `--'\ \ <___/. Tiggers If Rabbit \ \\ " / can do Was bigger >=\\_/`< ANYTHING! And fatter ____ /= | \_|/ And stronger, _' `\ _/=== \___/ Or bigger `___/ //\./=/~\====\ Than Tigger, \ // / | ===: If Tigger was smaller, | ._/_,__|_ ==: __ Then Tigger's bad habit \/ \\ \\`--| / \\ Of bouncing at Rabbit | _ \\: /==:-\ Would matter no longer, `.__' `-____/ |--|==: If Rabbit \ \ ===\ :==:`-' Was taller. _> \ ===\ /==/ /==\ | ===\__/--/ <=== \ / ====\ \\/ (one of Pooh's songs) _`-- \/ === \/--' | \ ==== | -`------/`--' / \___-' _________________________________________________________________ This page was updated on the 2nd of March, 1998 The Great Ascii Art Library Geocities _________________________________________________________________ [INLINE]