__________________________________________________________________________ Bart __________________________________________________________________________ _____ . . .___ __ . . . .__ __ __ . . __ | | | | (__` | |\ /| | \ (__` / \ |\ | (__` | |---| |--- \ | | \/ | |__/ \ | | | \ | \ | | | |___ \__/ | | | | \__/ \__/ | \| \__/ ============================================================================== |~~~~~~| I will not draw naked ladies in class... | | I will not skateboard down the halls... | | __________ I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"... | (o)(o) / \ I will not instigate revolution... @ _) __/ Don't have \ I will not waste chalk... | ,___| /___ a cow, | I did not see Elvis... | / \ man! / I will not burp in class... /____\ \__________/ Garlic gum is not funny... / \ They are Laughing at me, not with me... Tar is not a plaything... 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(ô .,_) T '- <._ \ (_| ~~--..____) | ) ) /^ LIES| __________________________________________________________________________ Lisa __________________________________________________________________________ /\ /\ .--/ \/ \---. \ / ._> (o)(o <__. \ _C / / /____, ) \ '----\ /----` oooo / \ /\ /\ /\ | V \/ \---. \_ / (o)(o) <__. _C / /____, ) \ \ /----' ooooo / \ -------------------------- /\ /\ ___/ \/ \___ | / | /_ / \_| \_| / / \/ \/ \/ \ _ (o )o ) \ /c \__/ --. | \_ , -' |_ | '\_______) || _) | | OOOOOOO / \ Lisa Simpson __________________________________________________________________________ Maggie __________________________________________________________________________ /\/\/\/\ _\ ,,,,/ \ (o)o) /_(c _) /_| (D) /\/\ L_ _| L_}{_| _| | \_____/ teb /\ .----/ \----. \ / .--\ (o)(o) /__. \ () / > (C_) < /___\____/___\ /| |\ / \ -------------------------- /\ /\ ___/ \|\ /|__ | |_O_| / | /_ / \_| \_| / / \/ \/ \/ \ _ (o )o ) \ /c \__/ --. | \_ __-') |_ | /(_ \ || ( _) ) |_____.\(__/ | | / \ Maggie Simpson __________________________________________________________________________ Miscellaneous __________________________________________________________________________ +------------------------------------------------+ | /--------------------------\ | | | | | | |\/\/\/| / \ | | | | | | | | | (o)(o) \_ _________________________/ | | c _) | / | | | '___| <_/ | | | / | | /____\ | | / \ | +------------------------------------------------+ _________________________________________________ ! ! ! ! !\/\/\/! ! 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